Penrhyn FC

6 Aside team at clarkys 6 aside. current record 30-1-1

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@Joe_Hunt20 @EbereEze10 Sending out congratulations from everyone involved at penryhn Fc.

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Interviews after tonight’s 6 point thriller.❤️🚨

First game we costed to a 13-2 win.

Second game was tougher with it being 2-1 at the break with a 6-3 win by then end.

Thoughts from skipper and greenie…

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Player and twat❤️🚨

Admin cannot comment on the second game as he is bitch whipped.

The votes are in the moment you’ve all been waiting for……..

Player of the night is Dillon hodgkinson goals galore for the man. Steady Eddie. Good all round performance and work rate. Quality was there. (For the first time in years)

Twat of the night is…….. Dillon hodgkinson. I don’t know how this has happened but it has. I don’t know the reasons why but just enjoy it why it’s happening.

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Game 1 ❤️🚨

23-0 Wow!

FTC clean sheet. Monumental amzing perfect.

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New singing alert ❤️🚨

The return of scrob hole. He’s a horrid twat to play against and to be with mates with. He has 18 take away a week. And don’t you worry he also eats the paper it comes with.

He’s a good addition to the squad being the anchor in tonight’s game. He’s not very fast and agile but he makes up for it in his footballing brain.

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Scores on the doors🚨❤️⚽️

We sit 1st and second in the table. What a club we have. A nice caution on 3rd aswell. We’re coming for the fucking lot.

Admin is pissed don’t hate on the spelling.

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Player and twat 🚨⚽️

So tonight player and twat of the night award goes to chadd. Personally I think he’s an easy vote for player always scores and links play up. He’s quality such a valuable asset to the side. But he also trips himself up and his team mates up from time to time. His finishing today was fucking wank… captin leader legend kno head

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@LGKowalski Hi there 👋, can see your new to our page. Clarkey’s homemade meatloaf is avalible. I must say your fringe is very nice.

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Game Alert 🚨⚽️

Tonight Penryhn face of at 7 and 7.30.
6 points needed to retain at the top of the table. Good attitudes from the boys and that shouldn’t be the problem. Gaffa suggested 2 hard games tonight so must be on top form.

£0 entry 💵
Food and snacks available 🍱

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Re-signing alert 📞⚽️❤️🚨

Alex Green joins the club back after his loan spell to i fuck bitches fc (he doesn’t btw). He has re joined the club very over weight and has recently got a new job at tescos. He is a valuable asset to the side cause clarkey loves him and will
Rig games for us.

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Player of the night ⚽️🚨

A bit controversial tonight. 2,1,1,1,1 5 players up for it tonight no stand out performer. Will godson got the votes. His defence work in the best we’ve had at the club. His attacking probaly the worse. Consistency is key and this is what this man has.

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Twat of the night 🚨⚽️

Lewis godson is tonight’s twat of the night. After a good performance from all tonight lewis unfortunately draws the short straw. All around he played well but his shooting was crap!!!

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Post game interview🚨⚽️

After a couple of hard fought wins here is what your skipper and worst player had to say.

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Game Alert 🚨⚽️

Tomorrow Penryhn face of 6.30 and 7.
6 points needed to retain at the top of the table. Good attitudes from the boys and that shouldn’t be the problem

£0 entry 💵
Food and snacks available 🍱

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Save of the night 🚨⚽️🧤

After a good display only conceding 5 goals in 2 games. He gave a penalty away! He looks the striker dead in the eye stays strong and dives down to his left getting just a finger tip on to move it round then post.

His statement ‘I’m obviously very happy to save the penalty but overall I’m disappointed with my display. Should have conceded less then 5 but well move on to next week’

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Tonight’s player of the night 🚨❤️⚽️

Ben Marley. Unbelievable performace from the gaffer worked his arse of for the team and in product was impeccable. He loves the club and we love him.

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Twat of the night 🚨❤️⚽️

Dillon Hodgkinson is tonight’s twat of the night. His desire to get in the positions was unbelievable but his finishing of the chances not so.

Shots -97
Shots on target - 5
Goals - 3

Fucking awful

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Interviews on tonight’s performance 🚨❤️⚽️

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Gaffers thoughts on tonight’s games!!🚨⚽️❤️

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Match day alert 🚨❤️⚽️

Tonight we have the two games 7.30 and 8 pm kick offs.

💴 £2 to get through the gate 💴
🍟 food and drink available 🍸
🧤 the forest town cat wants to see you ⚽️