Pencefly

All flies matter

[Pencefly @Pensefly1]

Oh no. Do I have to quarantine for the rest of my life?

https://t.co/XfroQQgUMr

[Pencefly @Pensefly1]

@itsgabrielleu I'm just doing my job, finding the stench.

[Pencefly @Pensefly1]

What's with the fly line-ups?

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@marknorm This is FAKE NEWS!

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@ABC A pun is like a bowl of rotting fruit or @Mike_Pence's lies. They all stink beautifully.

[Pencefly @Pensefly1]

@HuffPost I support this choice

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@thehill I am but a simple fly who knows his garbage.

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I still can't get the gel off my tarsal hairs.

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@RandyRainbow I am **not** Jeff Goldblum

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@THR Now I'm going to have to quarantine for the rest of my life.

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@THR He's all smell, no flavor.

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@Frauenfelder Not generally evil, just rotten.

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@GeorgeTakei I just couldn't resist the smell.

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@GeorgeTakei As the fly, I'm OK with this.

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@GeorgeTakei I hope I was good on the Pence though.

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@Giant_Cyclone @maddow @jodeye11 Yes, yes, we do.

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@adamcarter @maddow It's not a rotting smell, but more the stench of bullshit with a whiff of corruption.

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@maddow He's not dead. He just smells that way.

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@reidepstein Thank you! I always knew I'd find the perfect pile.

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@StephenKing Not strictly my kind of bullshit though.

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@jerrysaltz My other profile is better