Lamy Pens

I came here to find that kid who scribbled all over my colouring book in 1990. It was a Wednesday and I was eating a jam sandwich.

[Dr Johnny Bananas @barbedquill]

@DazmanOnline Asked about his plans for the weekend Biden said “You wake up on Sunday morning, you've got to read all the papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

[Gallivanting With Words out Oct 30th @irishmammies]

That'll be a Big Funeral.

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter.

Let’s start with the truly inexplicable.

Frog + beetle waltz
Sky jellyfish
Mutant beet-man
GOAT
🧵

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Chris Witty should announce sternly that it's now clear the number of people who despise Johnson is doubling every two days, and we have to accept it will have affected everyone by Christmas, especially anyone who's been in close contact with him.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Nicola Sturgeon beats down the racists in Glasgow

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

i lost so much hair to the window doing this

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

One year on and I still ❤️ Brenda.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

ah the terror of being around a dad trying and failing to do a task

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

FUPI, an AI by Albany Dynamics

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

DePiglio

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

W.U.G.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

matt hancock

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙣 @stiofa_n]

i’m so happy for her

[Raymond @raubrey]

Had this Christmas card from an elderly relative. I respect her honesty.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

After testing positive for Covid-19, Rudy Giuliani filed a lawsuit with the lab demanding the results be overturned.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

four seasons total landscaping local ad

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

This is like finally having a shit after a long haul flight.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Every year since we first met, my wife and I have taken a photobooth photo, today we did No.21 and it was a little bit different to normal