Hey @UPS do you have all your delivery drivers throw boxes halfway up a flight of stairs at your customers door, or is it just around the holidays when it’s a $350 item? Best part about this experience, he yelled “UPS” from the bottom of the stairs while walking away!
In the Midwest we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which translates directly to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”. Isn’t that amazing? https://t.co/vM9z3hiMIN