Perceptive Pie

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The chocolate milk line was longer than security #ihatethewait #lax

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"I HATE BED. I hate bed. I HATE BED...mama, because I hate bed. Yeah I HATE BED, yeah."

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Thanks for the 3.25 hour delay @VirginAmerica with no updates. You don't have a captain and you boarded the plane anyway.

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@mike1ekim yes!!

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@Bdotts Pong Beer, For When You Need A Beer Pong-Specific Beer - http://t.co/29xGBAfN

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“@HuffingtonPost: The snowiest place in the world (PHOTOS) http://t.co/8uQ22dQv” @mike1ekim having snow withdrawals 😨

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Whales are definitely not people but some people certainly are whales. #seaworld #PETA

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Just because you're in your office doesn't mean you're working #lowperformer

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I can't tweet at work #pwnd

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@Bdotts spicy pie was taken. Did you have to ask? Pie is 86545778 times better than Buennagel.

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There can be only one ::swish::

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This sucks. Someone drive me home stat in a non doggified Nissan fucking Altima from the stone age