Will Barnard

King of nothing ever. Worshipper of AVFC. Ex Song Writer of drivel. Supporter of the mind. Grass roots football. IFS Turbo yea!

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@StanCollymore The thing that grinds my gears is the yea the FA supply funding to councils for 3/4g pitches but councils charge an extortionate amount to use them. 120 quid an hour for grassroots youth clubs. If your u13’s you have to pay for 2 hrs for an 80 minute game

240 quid …..

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@miriamchemmoss I hope so too. I’m going to be in Moshi and Dar in January. I hope that by then Tanzanians are feeling safe again. Glad you made contact too.

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

#Tanzania
I managed to speak with my girl in Dar for the first time in almost a week.
An app called rebtel.
SMS messages to her are going through but replying from inside not possible.
Send your loved ones an sms to download rebtel and just keep trying.

Moyo wangu uko Tanzania

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@ivormorson Struggling with this myself man. My girl is out there in Dar. We’ve not been able to speak for a few days now, intrusive thoughts are currently winning.
Hope yours are all ok

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@Maatsenmoons1 @AVFCOfficial Villa 3 - PSG 2 after both legs

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@profanityswan @robstephenson @SarahMillican75 @TFTimeMachine I could do with that. Still struggling a bit with solo christmassing

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@whingewine Used to love a ‘Tall Ships’ in there

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@whingewine Just make sure there are some cokd veals around so you can take the stin down

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@WorldFamousHot1 The only running I ever saw in the good old days was a load of freaked out shroom heads during a very intense Eat Static set

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@aidThompsin To be fair I said the same thing to Jez about our friendship 😅

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@whingewine Beetroot and salad cream sandwich

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@fabulucy Yes

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@whingewine

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@fabulucy Yea, I’m at my local brewery and feel exactly the same… when are you coming?

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@Gunners4forever @AVFCOfficial @emimartinezz1 Still managed to beat Legoheads outfit twice though didn’t we

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@FCityMO @AVFCOfficial @emimartinezz1 No, was the end of season awards ceremony….good timing for it though eh

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@chevd80 @AVFCOfficial @emimartinezz1 It’s the end of season awards night

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@AVFCTheReligion Tommy Johnson and Alan wright immediately spring to mind

[Will Barnard @PerchboyBarnard]

@MatKendrick Pitchero mate. All you need, got good back end as well for fixture reminders for parents etc