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Bruhaps

[CouchJelq @CouchJelq]

Fat uncle owe klarna too much they just took him

[debo @killmefam]

I used to kill people on the football field and do the dougie after now I'm bald and gay and work as a cashier at wawa

[🍎 @PercStation5]

How it feels to be 26 when your friends say no to leave the house after 9pm to go drinking

[foks @ExaltedFoks]

I can tell when a Grailed seller is down bad. Third price drop in a week. Rent due soon, baby mom’s tripping. I smell blood through the screen and start barking like a hound. That’s precisely when I slide a lowball so disgusting Grailed won’t even let me type it in

[Lobster Thermidor @scenicresorts]

Has there ever been a recording from one of these tiny desk things that’s not utter cringeworthy dogshit?

[BingeOnBenge @BingeOnBenge]

It’s honestly a disease and an addiction.

Mets are 16 under .500

And I’m looking forward to their game tomorrow.

[dianna @runwildkian]

What is going on😭

[ottercoptor @OtterCoptorHere]

Wingstop for breakfast at 3 PM

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Brunson ring before Aaron Judge World Series

[New York Mets @Mets]

they just wanted it to be movie authentic

[casey at the bat @thebenchesclear]

don’t you dare forget your roots you little red fuck

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

[kath @kathsox]

i sometimes wish i was the type of person who could turn a baseball game off but im not. i think it’s rooted in catholic suffering

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

when the alcohol is going down my throat and all i'm thinking about is how patient, gentle and kind she was with me and i still hurt her

[fat @FatBoii290]

if my breath stinks it's bc my girl didn't wash her feet 👀👀👀👀😹😹😹😹

[🍎 @PercStation5]

Unemployment Meetup