Percy Chuggs

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[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

My 4th grade football coach

[Vincent Verhei @VincentVerhei]

God I love a good QB sweep.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@MarkAmesExiled Most Americans don't care about a middle east war between people who have been fighting each other consistently for thousands of years.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

Up until probably midnight watching Scooby Doo because the 4 year old took an hour long nap at 4pm

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

*as I watch the tornado destroy my home and envelope me in a brown miasma of debris and death*

why isn't the media saying anything about this

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@GrantMN3 @greggtmasterson *an a-hole in the story

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

When Jill heard that "awwwwwaor" for the first time and was ready for Tool Time

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Tim is fine.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@charlie_grafton Looking back it's actually a miracle that more dudes weren't seriously injured back then (not counting their destroyed bodies and brains today) considering half the games were played on carpeted concrete.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

Reminder: 99 percent of football "fans" want the game to be more violent so these things can happen every week, multiple times per game

[The Comeback @thecomeback]

Broncos RB Tyler Badie collapsed on the sideline.

Before this happened, Badie was shaken up after a hit but made his way to the sideline.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@charlie_grafton Actually I had Dorf on Golf, and a baseball bloopers tape in which a White Sox player shows us how to dress cool by wearing a I'm Proud to be Poolish t-shirt

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@PerryLaskaris @DanHayesMLB You want to play armchair GM, give me specific names that could have helped this team overcome more than half the everyday lineup performing far below league average for 2 months AFTER being one of the top lineups in baseball for the 3 months beforehand

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@PerryLaskaris @DanHayesMLB 1. Name these depth options they should have signed, I want specific names

2. Name the position players you would have benched/traded/demoted at the end of July to make room for these deadline additions. Royce? Miranda? Was FO supposed to know they would go completely into tank?

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@DjRaetone @awfulannouncing Are you fucking stupid?

[Bill @Snowman_in_CO]

@PercyChuggs @MoMoPerry Oh, so you're retarded. Have a fun life.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@GrantMN3 Is this the Twins game

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@answerdavebrown But to answer your question yes

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@answerdavebrown That is not me, it is famous Canadian video game fan Kenny Omega

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@Snowman_in_CO @MoMoPerry Yes, I don't care about poetry slams of any kind and neither should you.

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@BricksCenter On court trash talking is not the same as fans yelling racial slurs

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

@HoopsMike Did Turner end up not playing?

[Percy Chuggs @PercyChuggs]

I'm done talking about, reading about or seeing anything about the Minnesota Twins until February.