Percy Terrapin

Son, brother, husband, father, grandfather, friend. Happy as Larry. Up the Baggies. All my views are someone else’s, but definitely not those of my employer.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

I’m probably too old to be woke, so I’ve decided to carry on being right on instead.

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[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@DickLaurent96 @chrislepkowski He’s a dick and always has been. Obviously he has some talent in football, but he massively overestimates himself. Remember when he had a strop because the England job didn’t go to him? What a pudding.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@PatrickChristys Indeed. You’d have thought that fourteen years in government would’ve given the Tories plenty of opportunity to recruit and train the construction workers we need. Who knew they were so incompetent?

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@JamesMelville Have to hand it to you. You are consistent at least. Consistently a berk.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@AllisonPearson Sorry, who are you? (Not sorry).

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@EstherMcVey1 Nobody cares what you think Esther. You’re yesterday’s news.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@catecclesstour How can this be justified? Hurting the most vulnerable in our society whilst simultaneously not tackling tax fraud by the wealthiest? https://t.co/xhZd1ClWvj

[Oliver @OWS1892]

Freeloaders? You need to remember who your fucking friends are @PeteHegseth.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@AesPolitics1 It’s been like that since 2019, when it was commissioned by a Republican and paid for by a GoFundMe. Why is it suddenly such a conversation piece?

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@brexitblog_info The self proclaimed voice of reason. Mug.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@EvelinaHahne It’s quite amusing to see folk like you getting your knickers in a rust over a Disney film. I find the best thing to do about films I don’t like is to not go see them, rather than tweet about how much I don’t like films that I haven’t seen.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@benonwine Given John Lewis your life? What did you do? Throw yourself into the path of an easy peel satsuma avalanche to prevent the death of some shoppers? You pathetic attention seeking drama queen.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@JillSilluzio @benonwine You want to try that again but in English?

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@FindEternalLife @benonwine @realDonaldTrump You’re so funny, “we demand”. Like anybody cares. You do know it was commissioned in 2019 by a Republican and paid for by Gofundme? You going to be paying for the new one you’re “demanding”? Dick head.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@benonwine Brilliant. Commissioned by a staunch Republican in 2019 it beautifully captures the essential creepiness of the piss stained rancid paedo rapist. Great work by the artist.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@benonwine Boo hoo. Cry more snowflake.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@She_Ra_UK @Rodent51 @benonwine He broke their social media policy. Unless he’s a complete dick he should have been aware of the consequences of his actions. He’ll have no chance of winning a claim at a tribunal. None whatsoever. But then again, maybe he’s a dick.

[Percy Terrapin @Percyofthepond]

@JamesMelville Reported by whom? Only by you it seems.

Let’s think. Someone who makes up falsehoods is called a…what’s the word I’m searching for James?