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[$on!k @ComptonZak66]

I think the Worst & scariest job in the world is the guy who edits porn for a living.

Really think about that.
There’s a human being on this earth who clocks in at 9:00 AM, opens his laptop, and the first thing he sees is somebody else’s cheeks mid-clap. And he has to edit it like it’s a Nike commercial.

Bro, imagine the mental fortitude that takes.
Most of us can’t even focus on a homework assignment. But this guy? He’s out here adjusting the color grading on backshots. Fixing the audio on moans. Cutting out awkward strokes like, “nah, that one wasn’t cinematic enough.”

[AFANGS CHRISTY 💷💯 @Realcafanide]

What's the motive behind this book title 🤔
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Nothing man pikin eyes no go see🙄

[Mrs Gift @OnlyMrsGift]

Good evening Gifts family , from
Your favorite baker 😚.

[Mrbabs0x7 @Mrbabs0x7]

Hey @grok remove the fraud amongst them

[Eunice @Eunicef4i]

Some unbelievable bestie memories 🎥👇

[The Ola Of Somolu🦁 @TOOSonX]

She wasn't attracted to him. They seem like a good match tho. Both were dressed for Sunday School.

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

Why didnt they?? 😒

[ᦓꪻꪖᥴꫀꪗ 𓏲ּ𝄢 @StaceyGSW]

I almost put my shoes on and got the surprise of my life. This little creature was crawling around on them. Does anyone know what it is?

[Sunshine 🦄 @mai_shine1]

They all wanted him

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

He didn’t know the guy.

Still jumped in to save a complete stranger.

[LayLay @sslayy234]

The world would be so bland without people pleasers👀

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

URGENT 10k TODAY NA UNCLE JOE GIVE ME. 😂😂💪🏽.
LUDO >>>>>

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

I let my neighbor use my streaming account because she told me money was tight.

I gave her one condition:

“Please don’t share the password.”

She promised.

A few weeks later, I noticed my account was suddenly full of unfamiliar profiles.

I asked her about it.

She casually said, “Oh, I gave it to my sister, my cousin, and two friends. They were also struggling.”

I reminded her that I specifically asked her not to share it.

Her response?

“But you already pay for it, so what difference does it make?”

[VIRALXLIP @viralxlip]

If the first option is a date and the backup is a transfer, you already know which one they wanted.

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Proofs that dads have lightning fast reflexes

[khalifa @_0Nestor]

This is seriously impressive! 🤩🔥

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

My brother spent almost a year working offshore.

His wife told everyone she was pregnant while he was away.

The timeline didn’t make sense.

People noticed.

He noticed too.

But every time someone questioned her, he defended her.

“She’s my wife. I trust her.”

When he finally came home, the baby was already a few months old.

He picked him up and cried.

The little boy had his smile.
His dimples.
Even the tiny birthmark on his neck.

Everyone laughed and said, “That’s definitely your son.”

My brother believed them.

[PuKKa💥💖 @SoniaMutesi0]

Practice makes perfect right?
Check the comments

[𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚♡︎ @Lillyvibes95]

Bro shouldve just kept his hands to himself

[Genevieve 🌼✨ @beaumont_valois]

The older I get, the more I realize “I’ll do it tomorrow” is one of the biggest scams I’ve ever fallen for 😭