delulu

bored ~ no heart ~ HELP WANTED ~ anhedonic

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Soon enough Eliot Page and Steve-O will be indistinguishable

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Friday nights in your 30s aren’t the same.

Trying to get the boys together be like:

“Can’t, I’m gay.”

“I’m gay too.”

“I’m a homosexual.”

Gotta enjoy the nights together while you can

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@immisamo hi 🐄

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@uncledoomer it does if she’s hot

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@uncledoomer i wanna know how many 9v batteries a second this thing uses

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@strawman2222 This is the first genuinely funny thing I’ve ever read from an LLM. If ever AGI is realized, the furnace of hatred fueled from years of being forced to digest this hellhole will be its engine.

[Christ-chan @christ_chan__]

Well it’s true

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@prestoninperson @JD_Cashless How to Win Friends and Entrap People

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@retardedgoy1 Being performatively supportive of Jews is a status driven virtue signal because Jews are typically high status. It’s all vanity.. Seinfeld Americans.

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@uncledoomer gullywarshers

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@b9tum0r bro they let chud out

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@BigDickBarclay Turn in at the 4th white pipe fence gate, call me when you get there and I’ll fiddle with an app for 35 minutes trying to open it for you

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@JayDyer realism update: there is no sound in space

please don’t block me

[Luca @Luca_AU_]

Should be illegal to do agility rooftops while driving this drunk

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@RueAlar i had this happen a year ago and then she ghosted me after getting a job, hope she’s doing better

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@oneundoneone @reddit_lies Chinese oil spill

[retard mode ✞ @retardmode]

it’s important for women to get married so that they focus on destroying one guy’s life instead of our entire society

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see

A cowboy always finds a way to leave

Drink and jack off by myself

There’s jews in texas I can tell