Jordan Anderson

Anxious and Angry. Host of @AEarful. Casual Gamer & workaholic.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

I'm going for that 'She's a bad ass and cute as hell but I wouldn't touch her without asking' look.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ kiera ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @kierapom]

Idk why Elon didn’t just made his own social media app instead of ruining a well known and widely used app that nobody wanted changed??

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders No one will notice

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders I don’t pay attention to Elon Musks shenanigans.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

Uhhhhh twitter…. What the fuck?

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

Ok I’m deleting this app. This is the dumbest rebrand I’ve ever heard of. Byeeeeeeee.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders 😂😂😂😂

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

Legit was like sure I can do the ropes course… I got up there and flipped out. It doesn’t look scary from the ground!

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@msannamaeee @DaquintonAnders THANK YOU! they don’t make 24 hour bath houses for nothing bruh. People go spend allllll day in an Onsen or jjimjilbang.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@dalyerose I only ever watch Below Deck at the nail salon or at a doctors office 😂

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders What? Four hour baths are normal

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

When your sister has to come check on you bc you’ve been in the bath for three hours and she thought you might have drowned.

Nope. I’m just chilling reading this anxiety inducing crime novel.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders It’s a crime drama. And very graphic

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders No no. You’re not allowed to read this one.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

Me: *hurls book or phone across the room* I CANT HANDLE THIS BOOK. SIR…YOUR AUDACITY

Also me: *runs to pick up book/phone bc I can’t stop reading it*

Later, Me:

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders @seven_swanson and @VickyRose185 that’s what happened yesterday 😂😂😂

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders You do not know how livid I was. Like I was ready to go to jail. But if I talked about it yesterday I would have exploded. I needed to sleep on it first 😂

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@DaquintonAnders I almost got into a fight with some guy dragging his dog with a choke chain. And yelled at a truck driver who was parked behind my car at Starbucks just chillin like people don’t need to leave to pickup kids from band camp.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

In my 25 book reading streak I finally read a book I absolutely hated. I skipped to the ending after a while bc I just couldn’t.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@VickyRose185 I plead the 5th. 🤭🤭 (nothing yet I swear. But it’s only 10am)

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

How is today going, you ask?

Well… I may get arrested. But other than that it’s fine.

[Jordan Anderson @Perfectly_Wilde]

@seven_swanson 😂😇