GolfSwingPerfection

What is more beautiful than hitting the green from 300 yards away? You doing it!

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How do bees get to school? By school buzz!

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God knows all the answers - and He's not telling!

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Never shoot to kill. Always shoot to live.

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Under protection of the Goddess.

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Q. What do you call 1, 000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge

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CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters

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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun?

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If they can send a man to the moon why can't they send them all?

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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer? Light ale!

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!