𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡

Deliciously Mild

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

One week ago today, @I_Dont_Know_Her had his chips

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@I_Dont_Know_Her You’ve had your chips

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

You have got to be shitting me

[Costa Coffee @CostaCoffee]

Thank you for voting us the Nation's Favourite Coffee Shop for 15 years in a row ❤️ ☕

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

Me scanning my £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s at the Tesco self-checkout

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@stellycrawf The fact Wikipedia doesn’t recognise The Tab as a source because it’s so abysmal

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

Holly Jervis’s Wikipedia page has been nominated for deletion

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

Off to the Toby Carvery

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@assleytearsdale

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@DixonNatalie Do you have anyone that can support you temporarily, with the necessities you need for your baby and other children? Kate 2/2

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

A Wikipedia mod is going through all my articles and trying to get them deleted

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@939a46669ecd4ea @TheSunTV And who are you may I ask? Seeing Fergie perform is a privilege any upstanding citizen would gladly pay £1500+ for

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@bleachy_chris I loved the section on Nothing Else Matters and her 0.01 microsecond cameo in an Ellie Goulding music video. But some abysmal “academic” has deleted it now sadly

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@bleachy_chris Did you know there’s a Jervipedia page now dorl https://t.co/CJDJ2bdoiC

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@HeronFoods I recently visited your store in Milton Keynes en route to Belfast, and when I was at the checkout clasping my desired £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s, the cashier just called me a “fat ugly bitch” for no reason! Her name was Sandra or Maryama if memory serves

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Liam Payne to feature as guest judge in Netflix show https://t.co/fsHo54Tp4i

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

@Tesco @finnualab_

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

Me in Tesco eyeing up a £5.80 200g ℮ jar of Mellow Bird’s

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

I cannot process the bleakosity of what I’ve seen on here today

[𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 @PerfidySnatch]

Thinking of her today