Omniscient Narrator

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[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

This is the smug, arrogant, white supremacist, mindset that has oppressed and enslaved the Black community since Lincoln. It's disgusting. It's time to grab the scalpel and carve this racist cancer from the soul of America for good starting Nov 3.

Oh, and fuck Jared Kushner.

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

Indiana begins accepting our votes on October 6.
Make sure you're registered, request your absentee ballot (2nd screen), fill it out and drop it off as soon as you can.

#vote2020 #VOTE #bidenharris2020… https://t.co/YqWVRDIzxD

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

This is a terrible platform for providing usable links! 😡

If you have the ability to help the people of Beirut, please donate to the Red Cross in Lebanon, or consider one of the these other options.

The ambulance… https://t.co/QqIYWSddob

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

Good advice for all people https://t.co/hEOfyIOSAh

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

One day you might be was cool as #barackobama . Probably not, but keep trying #babyhands. Happy #barackobamaday ya piece of shit loser @realdonaldtrump . https://t.co/JZoJHKe1rU

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN You're a complete fucking moron

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Imagine being this Black female officer working with these guys.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

THERE. IS. A. TWEET. FOR. EVERYTHING. (circa 2014)
https://t.co/c7lWvf81Gp

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I will be introducing an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to discontinue the program that transfers military weaponry to local police departments.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Here is a gift to white people who insist they know what Martin Luther King Jr. would have said.

A thread

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Ils32mL75s

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Sky's the Limit' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/0HM9U8fGft

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Beer-giving (2019)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/G3chs5482T

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

DEAD
I. Am. Weak.
It'll be cool when I don't suck at this again.

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/7m0tQyK4YL

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/DTyVN2FslK #seektheseal

[Omniscient Narrator @Perhaps_I_Wont]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/s8bD0hFUjx

[Kate Wehby-Rauch @katewehby]

We can do better than this @DrFloraIndy @FCPA_PTO. https://t.co/6Ws9g2IPZY

[Kate Wehby-Rauch @katewehby]

Some kids have two moms. Some kids have two dads. Some kids are raised by their grandparents, aunts, or siblings. All kids deserve to feel special and celebrate with the people that love them. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://t.co/7sES4DKIAQ