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sofa king smad

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My middle name is lawnmower. Here’s my birth certificate to prove it

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I hate that the “cilantro tastes like soap” is such a widespread fun fact because the minute I say I don’t like cilantro they’re immediately like “DOESITTASTELIKESOAP?DOYOUKNOWASELECTIONOFPEOPLEHAVEAGENETHATMAKESCILANTROTASTELIKESOAP” get a more original thought please

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Do you stare soulfully into your own eyes when you wash your hands

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DID YOU KNOW if you ADD eggS

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party 4 u X great gatsby video edit where?

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LET HIM OUT

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Happy birthday to all women

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ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

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@densedumpling The biggest butt you’ve ever seen

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Came back to let yall know im still a hater

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If someone replies “something” to “say something” you’re legally allowed to beat their ass

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Can’t get over how yeast is just in the air around us

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If you’re running druddigons in your pokemontcgp decks I hope you know I hate you

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@myrddindude Booo make me gay and make me healthy

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Idc about gmos making me gay just make the vegetables taste better

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@myrddindude Why did they stop innovating then

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Growing old is realising you don’t need to watch medical dramas because it’s all happening in the group chat

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Think it’s wild that blimps still exist

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@gastricslut Me @ Mel the best was I sent her a reel and then 3 hours later she sent me the same reel

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How many donoteats do I need to put in a toilet for it to dry completely?

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I’m fucking shitting tears