Périférret

The official X account of Périférret.

What is Périférret? I don’t know yet. It looked cool in my head. Anyway, it’s pronounced “pair-ee-fair-it.”

[Périférret @Periferret]

In a world where everybody loves to eat watermelon

One watermelon decided, “Not me. Not today.”

“I am no longer a watermelon,” he said. “Henceforth, I am a Gangstermelon.”

Stole a hat from a thrift shop. (It was free).

Stole a gun. (It was fake).

Stole sunglasses. (We’ll give him that one, even though they were only $15).

Then some kid said “Bro it would sound way more poetic bro as ‘Robbermelon’ bro since it slant rhymes with ‘Watermelon’ bro.”

And he said “screw you don’t even try to tell me what to call myself, what are you even, like two? How can you even talk — that doesn’t even make sense”

And the kid said “bro you say ‘even’ way too much bro”

Then a pigeon flying by said “none of this is real and we’re all being written by a retard with ADHD at 2-30 in the morning”

Then Alex Jones appeared out of nowhere to say “This is absurd. Pigeons are foreign propaganda drones. You can’t trust anything they say.”

The Adventures of Robbermelon
[he is green btw]

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Nugget. In. A. Biscuit.

[Périférret @Periferret]

@asthesunburns @RobSchneider Brandon Gill, or Rob Schneider?

[Périférret @Periferret]

@voterightshop @RobSchneider Did You Mean: “the globalist subhuman scum”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PseudoMnemonic It has been so long since the hobbits faced real danger in the Shire that they have forgotten how to defend themselves

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Let me clarify…

If I had a bowl of Skittles and I told you just one of them would plan a mass-assassination attempt against the President and his cabinet and a mass-casualty attack against 85,000 Americans, would you let them stay in the country?

[Périférret @Periferret]

@Tyler_Mielke_ @BlessingSF_ @dtp1989 Facts. Trump is already confirmed as impossible to be the antichrist; he has already held global power (technically!) for longer than the antichrist is prophesied to.

It also will very likely be a Pope, not a President. And most people will NOT realize at first.

[Tyler Mielke 🌈 ✝️ @Tyler_Mielke_]

@dtp1989 Lmao they got freemasonry checkerboard flooring. I don’t believe Trump is the AC, so even if he signs it, he isn’t it and this isn’t the peace deal. We’re probably going to be far more exhausted when the real one comes.

[Tyler Mielke 🌈 ✝️ @Tyler_Mielke_]

This logic is utterly flawed

I believed similarly well before accepting Jesus

Dude, even The Holy Bible tells us to test the spirits in 1 John 4:1

OBVIOUSLY, Spider-Man is a comic book that’s fictitious

The Holy Bible was written by multiple people and still remains entirely consistent, featuring countless “cross” references

There is no other book that does that

And this was written over the course of thousands of years, including fulfillment of prophecies

Your heart posture of honesty going in MATTERS

If you just point fingers and pretend it’s all fairytales, chances are God won’t let you see because of your arrogance

[Tyler Mielke 🌈 ✝️ @Tyler_Mielke_]

LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Always loved the marvel end credits scenes like this and wanted to put a Christian spin on it

[Périférret @Periferret]

@TobyTurner I don’t think you can record with a leaf blower, but I could be wrong

[Erik Tegnér @tegnererik]

Je viens d’être condamné à 6 mois de prison avec sursis et 10 000€ d’amende, sur le fondement de… la loi Samuel Paty !

Condamné comme journaliste car mon média Frontières a publié une grande enquête sur les avocats en droit des étrangers.

C’est un immense scandale !

[Dan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Kingbingo_]

She got 6 months for talking about her rape by a migrant on French TV.

[Périférret @Periferret]

@ByronDonalds is going to be the President of the United States one day.

Not 2028 — that’ll be either @JDVance or @marcorubio. But one day. I guarantee it.

[Périférret @Periferret]

@WPhillyTurkey @sarahtexe Just say you think you own black people and can’t tell the difference between respectable black Americans and illegal invader scum, actual Jim Crow.

[Périférret @Periferret]

@TobyTurner Those aren’t the same thing?

[Périférret @Periferret]

Saturn and Neptune are both technically in this photo but some other space object is blocking the view

[Périférret @Periferret]

@valarauka2 @HitlersTopHird Pretty sure he’s still busy running Russia for the next 400 years