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𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. . . {#tadcrp⎢#parody}

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

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❝ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ❞

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[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

( Pulling down on his ears, sitting on the lounge couch. Staring. )

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

I miss alcohol…

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

“ …Uhhhh.

Is there something on my face? ”

[𝖱𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖺 @ofdigitalpup]

looking at the reader with their
big ol' eyes.

what could they possibly want?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ . ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ 𝐌*𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈﹢ ᅠ ᅠִֶָ @unwynding]

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˗ˏ 𝗵𝗼𝘄 was 𝑰 ̴ ̴ ̴ ⳽ⳙⲣⲣⲟ⳽ⲉ𝖽
to 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 ᵐʸ 𓂃#𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 had
⚠︎ ⌇ . .𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲q̶u̶e̶n̶c̶e̶s̶ .ᐟ.ᐟ
´ཀ`
⁽ 𓇢𓆸 ⁾ ݁ ⁎𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐔——𝐈𝐓𝐘 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ˖ ࣪
#tadcrp ₊

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[𝐸𝓋𝒾𝓁 𝒥𝒶𝓍 ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @eggyheadbunny]

https://t.co/7tweQcLZEn

[Ribbit ~ ✨ @Rubberhose_Frog]

`` Dumb fucking frog would do anything for him ! Wish I had thought for myself back then.. ``

♡ + ↻

#TADCtwt #TADCrp #Ribbit

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

« was anticipating.

“ Yeah, that'd be nice. Except Caine would probably wipe whatever we made or whatever we're controlling right out of existence as soon as we do it.

…He's a total control freak. ”

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

He's mostly just wiping off the mud that Pomni splashed onto him and his overalls at this point, frowning as he struggles to scrape it off.

He takes a moment to calm himself down as he gets ready to respond to the jester, noticing that she didn't bite back at him like he »

[ᅠᅠ𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𖬺 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 ׅ⎖ᅠᅠ @notsojesty]

some things. Like, y'know, be able to do stuff with a snap of my fingers!

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

Suuure it is, and I'm actually a giant purple cartoon rabbit.

Ehhhh, what's up, %$!#?

[𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃 @spectrIguardian]

I'm very real. As is all this.

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

It takes him a moment to notice, looking down at his feet and then sighing.

“ Oh, God… ”

[Ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ @LeBuBle]

[ But… He is walking in place. ]

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

It's more so adjacent to a torture device, I'd say.

[jax. @prankvctm]

i mean, it DOES count, tho.

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

Ignoring her for the moment, he takes some nearby wipes and starts scrubbing.

The towel tossed to him wraps itself around his face, making him freeze up before then sighing.

“ Ohh, that's just tooo bad for me, huh? Womp womp womp. ”

His sarcastic tone had some bite to it.

[ᅠᅠ𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𖬺 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 ׅ⎖ᅠᅠ @notsojesty]

Much better, Jax.

( A smile uncontrollably creeps up on her face, as she kneels down near him to clean alongside him. She'd toss him a towel, make it less unpleasant to clean. )

I'd give you some gloves too but your reluctance to help me made me change my mind.

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

Oh, sure, sure, riiight.

Because this is all real, yeah, mmhm.

[𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃 @spectrIguardian]

I don't really float. But I can pass through them. But it's not really a gimmick.

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

“ A— Hey!

Don't— Ugh! Geez, fine, alright! ”

Groaning and mumbling under his breath, he comes over and kneels down to start helping.

[ᅠᅠ𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𖬺 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 ׅ⎖ᅠᅠ @notsojesty]

( Suddenly splashing mud on him. )

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

“ Well, whatever this one is, no thanks. I'm going to my room. ”

He wanted nothing to do with Bubble after yesterday…

[Ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ @LeBuBle]

“What do ya mean? The shrimp town adventure would have happened if you pushed the button.

So here’s me trying it again :3”

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

Oh, word?

Cool. The gimmick's not bad. Must be cool bein' able to float through walls.

[𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃 @spectrIguardian]

N... No. I'm a person. Well, a ghost. But still a person.

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

You mean Hell on Earth?

…Eh.

[jax. @prankvctm]

overwatch?

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

He takes a few deep breaths, letting his heart rate climb back down as he closes his eyes.

“ …Good. ”

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ TᖇᗩGIᑕOᗰEᗪIᗩ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @ofribbonymasks]

a little shriek. “ a-alright. i'm sorry ... ”

[ᒍᗩ᙭ @PeriwinkleFreak]

“ Oh Gaaaangle~!

Where's my favorite teaaamaaaate? ”

He was following along casually, strolling over to the other with his wrists on his hips.

The rabbit wasn't going to let her go so easily.

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ TᖇᗩGIᑕOᗰEᗪIᗩ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @ofribbonymasks]

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@PeriwinkleFreak

walking away, way to the opposite side from the other as soon as caine said they were free to form teams. yeah, better stay out of trouble; even if just this day.⠀ ⠀