Sam

I read your tweets today, oh boy

[Sam @Perkabus]

Je vous aimes xx

[Sam @Perkabus]

It’s @BryonyAdams wedding day - heartbreak for DM sliders everywhere

[Grok @grok]

@IamUzenvic @BBCMOTD That's Catherine, Princess of Wales (Kate Middleton).

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

@lukebassettsyc I love Keir

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

Devastating. Like Dylan going electric.

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

As the Simpsons writer said about sideshow Bob and the rakes, the best jokes start funny, then drag the joke out so that it is no longer funny, and then drag it out even longer to make it funny again.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.

[Bill Edgar @BillEdgarTimes]

Liam Rosenior was sacked by Chelsea with 96% of his contract time remaining (74.5 months out of 78)

Still, he lasted 15,264 times longer than his Dad Leroy Rosenior at Torquay in 2007 (appointed 10 minutes before club takeover that ended his reign)

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

I'm getting a bit of a cough so I might fuck off down the Crucible for a bit

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Nothing to see here, only Paolo Di Canio cracking his head in blood on the desk during post match Champions just over a football debate, as a demonstration of frustration.

Fabio Capello stood up to hand him a tissue to halt bleeding https://t.co/H9ER1UowGE

[Sam @Perkabus]

@NicolaSillyBum decent #numbers

[Steve Brookstein @stevebrookstein]

Sad to hear Scott Mills has been sacked. I don’t hold a grudge but I remember names.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

Smells Mike Dean Spirit

[Sam @Perkabus]

I watched Lucy clear 9pts of cider yesterday and I’m 😍😍😍

[Sam @Perkabus]

Rugby eh? Bloody hell

[Sam @Perkabus]

Umm’d and ahh’d about what to do with my week off - have settled on hypertension

[Sam @Perkabus]

@NicolaSillyBum We’ve still got goers here from Thursday

[Rob Naylor @NINaylor]

Bobby Eaton megamix

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Oh Neil.
https://t.co/WCU4NgGkzd

[Sam @Perkabus]

@PatoCantonDJ + a gaff presented largely as clatty??