Samantha.

Work like a captain, play like a pirate

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

Going to grab some popcorn and pop the recliner and sit back and watch Angelina get roasted #survivor

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

First time in many seasons that I have no clue who’s going to win!! Such a toss up @survivorcbs @JeffProbst #survivor

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

WHAT?! I was so excited to watch Morgan play @survivorcbs! #blindside Can’t wait to see how the #LegacyAdvantage works out #Donathan

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

All the other #SuperBowlLll #commercials can stop #PeterDinklage and #MorganFreeman absolutely killed it #MountainDew #NEvsPHI @MissyElliott

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

‘No matter how old you get it never gets easier #dancing in front of your #family at a party’ -Tay 😂 🕺🏼 #NYE

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

@survivorcbs I love u but enough with the commercials during #SurvivorFinale @ the reunion WE WANT TO SEE THE PLAYERS #survivor @JeffProbst

[SURVIVOR @survivorcbs]

RT if you had the same reaction to that #TribalCouncil #Survivor

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

Words can’t describe how excited I am for this tribal council! 🤭 #survivor @JeffProbst @CBSSurvivorTalk

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

All these #BlackFriday / #CyberMondayDeals are not good for my bank account. Especially when I’m currently unemployed 👍🏼🤑

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

I wonder how companies come up with the expiration date for #water 💦 #covfefe

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

I'm living for the day that I can wear a @Hooters shirt in public to embarrass my grandchildren 🦉 #HootHoot

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Has really hoping @Beyonce was going to come out to @ladygaga's Telephone seeing how it was in H-town #Superbowl #GoPats #Superbowl51

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When you're at the same place a group of 100+ middle schoolers on a field trip.l 😒 I'd rather sit on a 16 hour flight with a crying #baby

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Nothing like walking to work on November 1 and seeing all the Walk-of-Shamers in their costumes #winning #Halloween #Waikiki

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I'm not sure if I'll ever understand why long haired people put their hair up in a bun after the shower and sometimes go to bed w it wet. Ew

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

When u have somethin stuck in your teeth & get it out w ur #tongue only to realize its a piece of pepper & now your 👅 is on 🔥 at the library

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My new #goal in concert life is to see @jimmybuffett in concert (with bottomless margaritas) 🍹 #JimmyBuffet

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

Just saw two people with @sillybandz. Who knew those were still a thing. #ThingsYouSeeOnPublicTransportation

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I will never understand the attraction to karaoke bars. Furthermore why would one request to sing a slow, sappy love song by Mariah Carey?!

[Samantha. @PerksOfAGinger]

The amount of times I've had to @google 'How to Boil an Egg' is alarming. Do you boil the water with the egg or boil first then add egg?!🍳