Dewey's Mom

aspiring panda owner, comedian and hgtv decorator. April Ludgate, Iliza Shlesinger, Chrissy Teigen, Joanna Gaines and the Pioneer women are my idols.

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

@dunn 4!

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

@dunn I will accept Andy

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

#ForTheShoe

My friend and fellow Swiftie is local to Indy and has been trying her to best to get tickets all over the US and bring her father who is blind but loves to listen to Taylor, feeling her beats and rhythms. It would be the world to see them in their hometown!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

#tweetyourseat @GarrettPopcorn section 105 row 15 seat 11

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

@kgabgirl I’m sorry, what?

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

@z4elizabeth09 RTRT I will gladly come with

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

Do yourself a favor and don’t try the Mac anc cheese from chick fil a. Just no.

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

#DWTS is shady for not bringing back @SharnaBurgess after her win.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

sister michael being an absolute icon for 4 minutes straight

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

am I hungry or is that the feeling of all my emotions being bottled up

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Reasons I Should Marry Into An Italian Crime Family:

-I have no friends so I would never tell secrets

-huge fan of pasta

-super into euphemisms (ie - “sleeping with the fishes”)

-have seen every single Godfather movie & can quite Part I word for word

-very willing to die

[Nelz @nelssexto]

my toxic trait is that I swear i’m talking in a normal pitch but i’m actually screaming

[PRADANGEL @angeIictearss]

I AM SCREAMING this is the best thing I’ve seen all day https://t.co/kr1RM4lecW

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

@_shanizzle Pls tell me how it is

[Dewey's Mom @perksofbeingTH]

I just really don’t understand schools starting on a Thursday or Friday. Throw em to the wolves like back in the day and start on a Monday

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Winnie the Pooh would fucking curb stomp Paddington