MethamphetaMeme

• ICU RN/BSN • Bodybuilding • Venmo: @Ryan-Perlman-1

[juju �� @ayeejuju]

i miss when shows used to come back with a new season every year

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

Instructor “does anyone have an interesting patient for a student?”

Me “oh I do” *explains patient*

Instructor “oh students can’t take a patient in any type of isolation”

We’re really doing a disservice to students here

[MethamphetaMeme @PerlmanNot]

@MyNamyIsAmy If I ever win the lottery I’m buying us both one of these bad boys

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

I don’t understand how shared rooms are even allowable with HIPAA laws. Because I guarantee bed 1 can hear everything you’re telling bed 2.

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

Me “patient doesn’t have dopplerable pulse in foot, 10/10 pain, cool to touch”

Resident “ok thanks!”

Not quite the answer I was looking for

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Wearing a symbol from the Holocaust as you indiscriminately massacre people in a concentration camp

[MethamphetaMeme @PerlmanNot]

Forget about the Roman Empire, how many times a week do you think about Steve Irwin

[MethamphetaMeme @PerlmanNot]

@aDrive_tK @Elestrals Thanks for the info Dan! Gonna give it a try tonight!

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

BREAKING: Medical staff at ANOTHER Gaza hospital (al-Quds) cower in fear as Israeli missiles rain down on them.

[ThePlugAFC @ThePlugAFC]

A neutral body is needed to put this to bed desperately

[Dr. Omar Suleiman @omarsuleiman]

Dear world,

Israel just bombed a Christian hospital in Gaza and murdered over 500 Palestinian civilians. White phosphorus chemical bombs confirmed by human rights watch was not enough to open your eyes. Over 1000 dead children wasn’t enough. Will you open your eyes and act now?

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

So powerful we don't have healthcare, housing, or education

So powerful our school teachers need second jobs and buy their own supplies

Such power. Much wow.

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

The Onion, ladies and gentlemen.

[Wendy Hasson MD @WendyHassonMD]

The supervisor of a poorly behaving physician said to me today “we should be mindful that this is a stressful time for him b/c his wife is almost due with his first child”

I pointed out I worked clinically through 74 weeks of combined pregnancy without a professional complaint.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is an attempt to stop people from documenting the war crimes they are about to commit

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

A NICU unit in danger of losing power - just think about what that means. As a mom my heart is breaking. We cannot accept the logic of collective punishment - not for Israeli children and not for Gazan children.

[MethamphetaMeme @PerlmanNot]

@FakeGamerGirl6 @andreasen_jan @MariaRose_Beld @beefcake827 @vagina_museum Shirts and undergarments should be cut off in every single event of cardiac arrest because it is absolutely necessary to apply an AED (or defibrillator in a hospital setting) in case defibrillation is indicated.