Maggie

Tongue-Tied and Oh So Squeamish

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@TheNoodleUdon I’m a twitter ghost. Here to spoop the shit outta you. 👻

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@TheNoodleUdon Wow. No @?

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I bit into cheese bread the other day and made the same sound as when I see a sexy guy... whoops.

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Pretty salty there is no Seattle #maniatour date. 😠 @petewentz

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#meflirting https://t.co/sC0FAjCMUO

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I wish I could flush my emotions as easily as I can my poops.

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"My farts smell like eggs" - me flirting.

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I bet @JohnMayer sends the best Snapchats.

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@TheNoodleUdon has the best avatar forever rn. 😍

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"If there's ever been an alien trying to pass as human it's this guy - Jake - while watching "The Room"

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@RaeDeLuz Don't tell me how to live my life.

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I hate looking at myself poop.

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@RaeDeLuz I KNOW

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I hate Twitter.

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@TheNoodleUdon 😒

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@TheNoodleUdon I'm gonna poke it tonight

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@TheNoodleUdon U like it when it's on my butt

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@TheNoodleUdon Look at ur dumb face.

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@TheNoodleUdon One month until I ruined your life bb

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@TheNoodleUdon Was he elbow deep?