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FF Savant | Losses Always Rigged | Brandon Aubrey Victim | Kyle Pitts is my GOAT of the Week

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OUTRAGE CONSPIRACY THEORY:
Pre-draft, Jeremiyah Love is subject of some kind of “injury” or “off field concern” media story. Falls to KC in the draft, Mahomes comes back to the best running game he’s ever played with post ACL, taking pressure off him to play hero ball. 2 SB’s in next five years. Tell me I’m wrong.

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Reminder - Kansas City currently has the No. 12 pick in the NFL Draft.

Could easily be a Top 10 pick.

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@TFFDudes

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OUTRAGE TAKE: am I the only one that finds the ATL Falcons whole Jekyll and Hyde thing particularly annoying? Like, if you’re gonna suck and lose to the Jets, just suck. Don’t go and dog walk Super Bowl contenders like the Bills and Rams. I think the script writers went with Aaron Rodgers to do an ayahuasca trip in the Amazon this offseason or hired a bipolar to help this year. Is it just me?

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@Ihartitz Me trying to figure out how this math is mathing

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OUTRAGE UPDATE:

The shit list has an ETERNAL new top occupant. 2025 H3N1 Flu, you robbed me of a Christmas filled with laughter and joy and replaced it with night sweats and a coal miners cough.

Mahomes and Aubrey are still up there, but the gap between 1 and 2 is the distance of a Mahomes LAUNCHED deep ball.

IM STILL FUMING 😤

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@Scottapotch Bro I needed a laugh 😂

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OUTRAGE CONSPIRACY THEORY:
Pre-draft, Jeremiyah Love is subject of some kind of “injury” or “off field concern” media story. Falls to KC in the draft, Mahomes comes back to the best running game he’s ever played with post ACL, taking pressure off him to play hero ball. 2 SB’s in next five years. Tell me I’m wrong.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Reminder - Kansas City currently has the No. 12 pick in the NFL Draft.

Could easily be a Top 10 pick.

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@TFFDad Nostradamus - the OG hot take artist?

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@EthanKreagerFF Hard to argue he DID. Arguably the single most dominant WR to lace em up

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@BleacherReport HOLD HIM BACK

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@TFFDudes You don’t bench a time traveling FF robot EVER

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@TFFDad Hard to forget that rookie season, but part of me feels like Dart caps his potential. Too many dropbacks turn into scrambles.

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@WyattB_FF When you manage to have BOTH

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@TFFDad Call me Nostradamus when it happens mmmkay

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@StartSitEmFF It’s a scary thought.

Speaking of scary - what if they traded a package of picks for Scary Terry?

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@LukeChrisFFL It’s a Love Tank

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@TFFDad I bet promos and then over two massive parlays. Basically assume one promo will hit (they know bettors need the cat-nip) and hope it’s an odds-boost. Then if a big parlay hits, it’s a massive pay day. If it loses it was 10 bucks anyway.

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@TFFDudes You’re going to have to explain the ketchup my guy

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@otl_ff It’s the “organic tank”

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@ArenaGridiron @CodyKessler6 Still less playoff wins than JD5 😂