king B.

I'm just winginer bud, idk what to tell ya.
•insta~simplybriggette• | ♛ |

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

If @tanamongeau you don't get your ass in happy Gilmore 2 I will personally set fire to an orphanage.

*are those even a thing anymore? idk but I'll find one.*
balls in your court 🙆

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

I can't wait for all my die hard apple users inevitably come to android 🙂‍↕️🤭🤫

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

The fact that there's proof and witnesses that show diddy is a p3do and r@pist but people will still make jokes about Michael. When there was no proof, no evidence, FBI and other extensive investigations and the witnesses admitted to lying. If there was CP he'd be in jail

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

IPhone users, transgenders who don't do anything to try and transition, chicks who claim they're lesbian/bi but dont want to date or do anything but kiss girls, literally any person who claims to be part animal and half the letters in the 2SLGBTQA+ all just want a place to fit in

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

America will have its first female president. Watch.

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

I had a dream your leg was stuck on a railroad track, you had on your grey blazer and a pink button up. I helped you and you followed me and I didn't mind. We walked and talked for a while and I was just content to catch up. I wish we could but things are different.
All love. 💜

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Today I had to explain to someone what I mean when I say "🐳💩"

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Beyonce wouldn't be shit if Aaliyah was still around, and that guy from King of Queens wouldn't be in Adam sampler movies if Chris Farley was still alive.

[mimi @mariasrainer]

when julie andrews and carol burnett invented singing

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

@DavidSpade Can you recommend a tattoo, please

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Idk if I've said this before, but for no reason other than "I think," but I feel like Naevi will be more like her dad, and Bentley will be more like me. I could be totally wrong, but if I'm not, I'll have this to prove it was right

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Here's to hoping I stay that way with them

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

One thing I'm not is a "because I said so, parent." If I don't have a reason to say no, I probably won't. Also, an upside to over explaining is that they fully understand why I'm saying no.

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

What gets me the most about when people fuck me over, is when I don't expect it. The ones I think would never do that. I don't get a gut feeling, actually my gut was saying they were good when ACTUALLY they weren't. Like I can't even trust me?! I was wrong lol you proved me wrong

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Something is gonna change

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Bro as if someone like @iamcardib walked in the Balenciaga fashion show after what happened? Did they think we just forgot or..

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

Never felt the absence of a mom until I became one. God, I wish you could've been better

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Do not underestimate the hole your absence would leave.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Can you imagine yourself in 10 years if, instead of avoiding the things you know you should do, you actually did them every single day?

[king B. @PerrinBriggette]

I bitch about Porters mess but it's part of what makes our place look like a home. Not a catalog