Calvin Perry

[the Daily Briefing @CentreTransfer]

AC Milan:
2003 - Buy Kaka for 8m from São Paulo.
2009 - Sell Kaka for 65m to Real Madrid.
2013 - Get Kaka back from Real Madrid for free.

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

You know you get that drunken guy at your party? Yep, it's gonna be me haha @Matty_Sparkman

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

Ah can't wait for this game actually:D. MUFC!!!

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

“@Sheldon_Jokes: We all have that one friend with a funny laugh.”@shorter_33

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

@Teddy_Bear_14 Torres just scored a goal!! Now we all gonna die..

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

I know you're no good but you stuck in my brain

[Calvin Perry @Perry199]

Honestly never been so mindfucked before :s

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

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