Amy Wiener

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

I'd love to take a survey - Ladies of America, what characteristics do honorable men have?

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Help us understand that those misguided are only that and so are harmless... Unseen....

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Selena Gomez : "Wanna see something intense?"
*Selena Gomez flips her hair*
...what. #commercial

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

18 people in line at the bank
12 windows.
1 person working.
Everyone in line has the same look on their face. #bankofamerica #bankofmyanus

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Everyone's getting riled up. It's amazing to see who gets seduced.

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

My mom- #PokemonGO "collecting little things that do not ACTUALLY EXIST and being ecstatically happy and proud of themselves when they do."

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

My mom just won at Facebook.

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

@treyanastasio ✨❤️✨❤️✨ Thank you!!!!

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

We get back to LA from our second @phish show and we see a fist fight happen across the street... We need to love more...

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Hi buddy ❤️❤️❤️ #picoftheday #cutie #catsofinstagram #baby #love #angel #sweetness #photography… https://t.co/a6oxBqck1q

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

My brother sent me this lol

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

That's a lot of dumb in one place.

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

I'm in the cuntiest cuntington of moods right now. #hangry

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

@KAS_712 Yup - you don't just get to BE a Wiener. You gotta live that shit! #WienerLife

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

It might be because you stole my name and my picture... Perhaps cutting that shit out will help your head https://t.co/gy3hQtXtT2

[Amy Wiener @Charitasvkbx]

I don't feel well I have fever and mega migraine.

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

@Charitasvkbx why would you use my reaaaal name too?! lol...no one's ever wanted Wiener as a last name 😂 you just picked it... Lololol

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

@Charitasvkbx hey..so.. That's not you in your profile picture. It's me when I was 16... I don't really appreciate that shit. But whatever.😪

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Can I maybe see a doctor now? Or am I going to sit here for another two hours? #pissytweet

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

Good morning 😌 #mua #makeup #makeupartist #goodvibes #picoftheday #liner #art https://t.co/UIy3xiqees

[Amy Wiener @PersephJones]

LIVE on #Periscope: Late #music https://t.co/EmY5k6Z7MT