Perseus Official ⚔

Son of Zeus. Chill'n in Greece rn. Catch ya on the flip side.

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

Hello, my dear friends, I am here to inform you that Perseus has sadly passed away. He is currently in Olam Habbah. #SIKE @YouWereFooled #ImNotEvenJewish

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

hey guys! i haven't updated in a while; it has been a few decades (yes, I'm old now), and i just want to let yall know that i accidentally killed my grandpa lol #Whoops #FamilyDisappointment #MyDadHatesMe

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

dope! Andromeda and I are king and queen of Argos. we win at lifeeee. #IAmAmazing #YoureWelcome #KingCheck

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

hey persefans, i told everyone that if they were on my side, they would close their eyes. the people who didn't listen, including #kingpeepee turned into stone. and that's how it's done, son #LukeImYourFather

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update part 4: so i told king peepee to step down as king, and if he did, i would spare his life, but, of course, the dummy didn't believe me. his loss. oh no, guards are surrounding me! gtg #IDontHaveTimeForHashtags

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

wow. WOW. my gorl and i just got home, and you will NEVER believe what i saw. #kingpeepee is trying to marry my mom against her will. and i'm like, no❤️. #WeDontDoThatHere

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damn, her fiance just tried to kill me, so i killed him. #NotMyProblem #NoRegerts #XGamemode

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

Her name is Andromeda and I'm in love😗✌️#idontcareaboutyourfiance

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turns out a sea monster was actually trying to eat her, but I saved her cause I'm a hero #yourewelcome Medusa's head came in handy and I killed this sea monster #thankyoukingpeepee

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

hey yall update part 3: so I'm on my way home and I see this sick babe and she's all chained up to a rock, I think some kind of sea monster is trying to eat her but idk 🤷‍♂️#sickbabe #herostuff #demigodthings

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

ok lol, I have no idea where I am but I got away from those crazy people (well thanks to my pegasus 👀- whose name is tigger btw)

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oh, shoot! her sisters are after me! gotta run! #Speedster #YouWannaSeeSomeRealSpeed

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something weird just happened. so i chopped off her head, and there was blood EVERYWHERE and a pegasus formed from her blood #insane #RIP #WishMeLuck

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

this girl just tried to turn me into a stone. A STONE. #NotToday

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

join my instagram live right now if you guys want to see my fight with medusa. it's sick! #CantTurnMeIntoStone #TrueWannabe

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

hey yall. update part 2: those old ladies were so weird, but i the info i needed (very confidential, not to be disclosed), so i'm headed to medusa. be prepared. it's about to go down #imcomingforyou

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

man, i'm terrified. i prayed to my dad, but i got Hermes instead. no judgment, but the stuff he gave me was kinda weird. ig i need to go to this island and find three old ladies. wish me luck #help #offtothebahamas #jk

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

dude, king peepee high-key just told me to bring him the head of Medusa. i ran out of there so fast I was like that blue hedgehog thing or whatever

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oh, shoot! i just swore on the river styx that i would get any gift he wanted. i'm screwed #nohashtags

[Perseus Official ⚔ @PerseusIts]

bruh, king peepee just asked me if a had a gift for a wedding 👁️👄👁️ like he knows i got no cash #brokecheck #homie