Perth Sharks

I eat Humans!!!

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.@Australia @MargaretRiver yes! Secluded beaches with no @SLSWA patrols are perfect!

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Whilst #facebookdown come for a swim. 40 degrees today! #perth

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#HeyASIO we have been terrorising your borders since ever. What can you do about it? #shark #terrorism #perth #australia

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Going Rogue #Perth #Shark #BeatTheBan

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.@1Fishlips Love a good Chinese!

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Who left this bloody big airplane out here? #MH370 #Perth

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@Barnsy_Lisa @LaurieWalker7 @sorrentoseal mmm. #furburger

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.@AlicePooley @9NewsPerth Can u bit a bit more exact?

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@Hoyts_Mouse @KaitlynPST @sorrentoseal should come down the beach. Sure elephants are scared of mice...

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@KaitlynPST @Hoyts_Mouse @sorrentoseal @ThePerthCactus passing Fad. This exotic beast will soon leave the shores. We'll always be lurking.

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Anyone doing the #rottnestswim tomorrow? #perth #rotto

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@KaitlynPST @sorrentoseal its innocent really. He is so cute, we could just eat him all up!

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Oh hai @sorrentoseal , new in town? Let me show u the great places to eat in #perth!

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.@Matt_Tinney @9NewsPerth Great Whites #winning As for the others #wewillrememberthem #sharkcull

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#AustraliaDay plans? Come down the beach for a classic Aussie brekkie! Whats more #trueblue than being eaten by a #shark?

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We demand an immediate cull of #fire. It has taken too many lifes the past few years. #sharks #bushfire #perth

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@Barnsy_Lisa missed u earlier. Same place, same time tomorrow? #lunchdate

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@fez_spencer nothing better than a dude in your mouth

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Hey @grindtv we have been on twitter ages! #shark

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#Christmas breakfast buffet! Come down! Water is great!