Peru Mall

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The legendary "Bigfoot" is said to shop at Peru Mall, but unfortunately no human has travelled here to confirm the myth.

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The first people to settle in Central Illinois survived the harsh winters by hunting, trapping, and shoplifting from Peru Mall.

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Peru Mall is heartbroken to announce our next store closing: all of them.

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Did you know... There once was a busy shopping center where Peru Mall stands today. Time marches on!

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Drug test standing between you and your dream job? Stop by GNC and ask how you can beat a urine test. Or better yet, ask for an application!

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Thank you for voting Peru Mall 3rd best Illinois Valley mall in News Tribune's Readers Choice Awards.

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How long has it been since you avoided eye contact with our kiosk employees? Come see what's new at Peru Mall!

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Peru Mall is prepared in the event that Irma continues into Central Illinois- all our stores are boarded up and people evacuated long ago.

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Have a need for speed? Peru Mall's empty parking lot is the perfect location for fast, reckless driving- stop by and burn some rubber today!

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Peru Mall invites all aspiring artists to leave their mark on the mall's exterior- spray painting a local wall shows love of community!

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Do you know about the Victoria's Secret loyalty rewards program? Simply return used VS undergarments to receive 10% off your next purchase.

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Peru Mall is excited to announce the opening of "Tug'n'Jug" which will feature adult books, toys, and homemade liquors. Welcome to Peru!

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Due to recent "roughness" in our parking lot, Peru Mall patrons will now be permitted to carry swords or, fail that, large pointy sticks.

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@CityOfPeru We have plenty of lease space available for any rubble or building materials that need long-term housing.

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We're excited to announce the opening of County Seat at Peru Mall, stop in for all your cargo denim and stringy flannel needs!

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Visiting tigers have proven so popular that Peru Mall is halting sales of tiger burgers. Lion fries are still available- try some today!

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Peru Mall allows its consumers to determine what is appropriate. Remember 'Furry Babies'? That lasted until they were unable to pay us rent. https://t.co/Ml5ZKIfpS3

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.@Peru_Mall This can't be good for business.

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@CityOfPeru We are encouraging fist fights among patrons with instructions that they are only to take place in Peru Mall employee parking areas.

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Stop by Peru Mall this week to see exotic wildlife and try our new food specials this week: tiger burgers, camel rings, and lion fries!

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Please ignore the protesters on Rt 251 and come to Peru Mall to see the totally legitimate Jungle Safari in our parking lot.