Perverted Columbo

Hello there sirs and ma'ams of Twitter. I make some terrific videos, not like the videos I make with my wife though, but still very entertaining all the same.

[Perverted Columbo @Pervert_Columbo]

Gee whiz that was one heck of a day. I remember pulling gravel out of my apple bag for weeks. https://t.co/vF7I4fOThG

[Lieutenant Columbo @columbophile]

My day today thus far...

[Perverted Columbo @Pervert_Columbo]

Heading out to Garfunkle's for some good ol' chili and some yoo-hoo. I do like popcorn though, as long as my marbles don't cook from the hot butter.

[Perverted Columbo @Pervert_Columbo]

@thomaslennon good morning sir, I was wondering if you every tried keistering kumquats to get into your Lt. Dangle character before filming? It's very refreshing.

[Perverted Columbo @Pervert_Columbo]

I had a humdinger of a day when this terrific police officer came by my house for some yoo-hoo. If you like Adult Baby, you'll love "The Peeper" https://t.co/FI0AGvc3v6