"MACHAMP is known as the POKéMON that has mastered sexual martial arts. Once it grabs ahold of the foe, it is relentlessly bred until the Machamp drains it's sack or it's lust is completely depleted...
There has never been a recorded time it's lust has been depleted"
The Machamp womb prepping ritual is always violent…
Pokémon and trainers alike are known to blackout from such intense slamming of their uterus into their chests…
Many have been found with Machamp eggs sitting in their freshly broken wombs…