Horns: Snapped
Lipstick: Smeared
Throat: destroyed
Me: Happy, empty for a few minutes, and napping
Her: Eyes rolled back and shaking from a violent and lustful throat pie
You know what, they're right, it IS cruel to get milk from cows.
We need to petition to hook every woman in the world up to a milking machine so we can get the all natural, delicious, farm raised breast milk we deserve. Cowprint bikinis, cow bells, and nose rings included!
Reasons you losers and cucks should give me your mom's or sister's contact info:
So I can hit on them and make them dress like this and tell them how I'm gonna absolutely assault their cunts infront of you π₯°
I love just lazily stroking my dick to big fat fucking titties in an area I can easily get caught in.
Women are so amazing when they're built for gooning and sex, no other time are they worth a damn π€€
Just know if you goon yourself retarded to my posts, you have an obligation to get in my DMs or quote the post, thanking me for knowing how to absolutely molest your braincells and make them commit self destruction on a mass scale π
Her mouth is such a god damn dick baiting porn hole I fully believe it's just a second pussy, if I try hard enough and pump enough loads down her throat, coating her lips in my stray pubes, she could 1000% get pregnant from my gooner seed.
She's unmatched in sex appeal π€€πππ
You guys think if I hold her down and fuck her in a dirty mud puddle hard enough, long enough that she'll prout a curly tail and a pink snout and start squealing every time I make her squirt her fatty brain out or nah?
I need her to stack a full box of donuts on my dick before I flatten every last one of them by adding her asshole to the stack and just using the frosting as lube for the violent and sloppy anal sex I'd make her have.
She's a chud in a sexy way and I NEED her the way you'd need to have sex with an older sister that fucks you to cheat on her bf who isn't nearly as obsessed with her as her younger brother who jerks off on her bed is.
This post is just so I can be horny and ADHD because these are all hot and make me horny, less because the women are all super sexy pieces of porn and more so because they're all dressed as my hyper fixations.
Like, duh of course I love this shit πππ
How many gallons of cum do you think I could make Ragatha take before her cotton and fabric would be too cum soaked to hold any more.
Not that there's a limit, I just wanna know how badly I could fill her up before leaving her to mold like a crusty sock.
The type of woman who'd get stood up on a date, get drunk, go to her sister's house, jokingly flirt with her nephew who's 'way too young' for her, then reluctantly give him an ass job so good he busts all over her bare back
She will never be able to get the memory out of herβ