Alexis

Treat People With Kindness||Have the time of your life

[✧ @cessonmute]

a 13 year-old cant vote, cant drink, can't drive, but somehow she's "mature enough" to be a mother?? you're not "pro-life", this is state sanctioned child abuse.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

[cece 🧸 @stargazhollanov]

big day for annoying people

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Yes. Even siblings don't get the same parents.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"ur free trial has expired"

-Me and my card details;

[ً @cryst6ls]

if there’s no girls or gays at the party i’m not fucking going

[♰ @reeceollld]

we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

not much to argue about on this one, I guess

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Walking TO the beach? Beautiful lovely day, how blessed we are to be on vacation. Walking BACK from the beach? Like being killed with 100 hammers

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[໊ @sonohoor]

being a woman is hard, you always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet