Peter Esteven

Journalisme de terrain et ouiche lorraine

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@EbibiGlass T'éternues en sortant de la douche tu te retrouves la tronche sur les plaques de cuisson...

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@Mlle_N_75

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@thibaultbrock Lena Situation privatise un box dans un restaurant Ichiran à Osaka

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@thibaultbrock Met ça quand tu sens arriver l'attaque cardiaque.

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@toxavanger Et/ou que son passé d'alcoolique le rattrape...

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@Tyler_McV You forgot to say there was no HLX at Apple WWDC 2026

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@EbibiGlass Bax to Bax

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@humourdedroite Rend la France turbo bien

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@antdotvgr @History_Mak3r Il n'a toujours pas entendu parlé du pont? 😆

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@toxavanger C'est pas "Skrillex de gauche" ton deuxième nom de scène ?

[@aaronjmars @aaronjmars]

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer

- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded

- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit

- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max

- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges

hyperstitions.

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@Daft_Wub Thomas Bangalter - Club Soda

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@Ecstasy5927

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@FFmpeg

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@thibaultbrock ティボー・ブローク
ティボー・ブローク
ティボー・ブローク

[Karl 🇹🇫🍺🚜 @Karl98Kurz]

J'ai mis chat GPT sur mon minitel

Tellement Giscard-punk

[typedfemale @typedfemale]

presenting: big jeff's trainium hell

[Peter Esteven @PEsteven]

@nothing Good for health
Bad for education

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@nothing Nothing fridge (1)