⭐️ Pentouch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[⭐️ Pentouch @PETAPOSKEY]

@_iamtbag 😂

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Make una wake up oooo. From 25 tickets to 2 tickets active. End time world cup.

[⭐️ Pentouch @PETAPOSKEY]

@maxvayshia 😂😂😂

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Bank notification: "Thank you for your payment"

Me:

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Snail wey I pick after rain yesterday na 28,700 I sell am

If you like Dey do weather for two...

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigerians are very creative when punishing criminals until it comes to thieving politicians.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I’ve learned that doing too much for people doesn’t make them value you more.

[ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ @point2five]

learn to fuck people up in subtle ways,be creative in your wickedness.

[Emeka @Emeneks]

My gas cylinder is feeling light. I sincerely hope it’s because of the weights I’ve been lifting 😪

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

I just did😂

[ajay @1meajay]

no underrate anybody.
no overrate anybody.

just rate.

[𝚃𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚊𝚗 🍷 @TenmanNoble1]

jeff bezoz net worth na $251 billion, Nnpc boss steal almost $200 billion. god this country eh😂😂

[Ola⚡️ @lifeofolaa]

that other one for don try to lift her up, ojuelegba rey mysterio 😹

[Martins Rashford 🇦🇷 @heisMartinsutd]

No man invites a lady over and serves her that. We’d rather go as far as borrowing money just to make sure she has a good meal.

Na for your house you prepare this one

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

For those who don’t know, he switched allegiance last month 😳

From captain of France youth team to Morocco best midfielder under 30 days

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Police Detain Hunters Following Successful Rescue Operation of k!dnapp£d V!ctims in Komu, Oyo State💔