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@sophaller 6 of 7 from deep with pros? Dang, girl. I've gone 9 of 11 with punks. Not sure mine counts.

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Hey @FoxBusiness you want a stat? @cherylcasone is 20% more competent per minute of broadcast than @MariaBartiromo Make the change.

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@nicksortor WOW! Largest fireworks show ever. Amazing. What a stat! Do you know what the highest ever temperature was in D.C. on July 4th in a Leap Year with a split Congress when the Orioles had the best record in the AL and the defending Wimbledon men's champ was NOT American? Cuz I don't.

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I'm not 100% clear what @FoxBusiness is thinking with their 6 AM anchor. @MariaBartiromo is fine in that role but @cherylcasone is a little more thoughtful, genuine, professional, balanced, insightful, intelligent, pleasant, charming, attractive and Texan.

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@JacquiHeinrich Love the cowboy hat. VERY flattering on you. Don’t let @BretBaier borrow it.

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@CapitalOne gave me a 25% off coupon at @cvspharmacy so I went online shopping and compared them to @amazon Even with 25% off I couldn't find a single thing to buy from CVS (mouthwash, deodorant, pomade, lotion, toothpaste)

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Loving @CaroWozniacki and @andyroddick on @espn Wimbledon coverage. They are both still obviously very connected to the game. And brava to Caro's hair and makeup team. The two flyaway hair strands framing her face are a lovely touch.

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@WSJ @WSJLife Any chance you'll share the feedback on the crossword puzzle format change? Is it 99/1 bad/good? 99.999/0.001 bad/good? Oops, I meant bad/indifferent. Chance of positive feedback = 0.000%. Nice update, Bozo, is it?

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@GriffJenkins if you haven't had steak in Argentina, and it sounds like you have not, please don't weigh in.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
I'm proud of my restraint in this Tweet.

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Loving @KellyCNBC hosting Squawk Box this AM. Competent, fluid, warm, funny, impossibly at ease. Always stunning — but today she's re-hung the moon. @BeckyQuick is every bit as brilliant and beautiful — but if I were her I'd reclaim that chair on Monday. Not sayin'. Just sayin'.

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@AdamSchefter @CourtneyRCronin I think you meant the first Bears player to appear on the cover of "Madden NFL". When you add the qualifying year 2027, the statement is true of everyone.

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@Marriott with Platinum (50 nights) you get a reward. I select 5 nightly room upgrades that always get rejected. Value: $0. With Titanium (75 nights) you get a 2nd reward. I choose a free night <= 40,000 points. Value: Hard to say, what's a free room in Topeka, KS worth? $12?

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Last night was my 40th @LocalH concert (First Avenue Minneapolis). Scott really pushed the set list in terms of drums. It made more sense when he pulled in a local drummer for Hands on the Bible, I don't recall his name. He's technically older than me by 5 months. "Technically"

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@wynaliu Curious where the Southern Ocean is. Do you cross it to find Lilliput or does Alice go there in retirement once she finds the White Rabbit? Is it more or less real than the Gulf of America?

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I'm in Montreal this week so hotel TV channels are limited for me. There is nothing offensive about @CNN content and/or hosts. It and they are just boring. So boring. So, so, so boring.

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@thetoadies played a very long set tonight. Scott from @LocalH played guitar on one of their encore songs. Otherwise, he was selling merch for their entire set. Bravo. My wife and I had balcony seats and could take in both angles.

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@MorningsMaria Had to change the channel, forever. My ears have no more blood to give. That Ro Khanna interview was the worst thing ever aired on TV.

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@wynaliu Asked someone to arrange the letters BEAR into a new word. They said BARE. I said no, you idiot — the answer was BEAR, the other meaning. That's what Connections feels like lately.

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Why the fuck does @espn pretend "professional" wresting is something other than 100% fake/staged and tailored to complete dipshit, redneck, fuck heads?

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@haberdish You charge $3 to make dinner reservations? Idiotic policy. Pity — was good knowing you.