Pete Scullion

A small, hairy man with a taste for the mountains. Freelance mountain bike wordsmith.

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@Cmdr_Hadfield Any chance you can run across the road this Saturday to join @eltonofficial for a duet? #Rocketmen

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@Hermesparcels Trying to get in touch to double check that a bulk upload has been booked on the right service. Phone lines down and can't get what I need from the online help. Any assistance would be appreciated.

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@Mi_Bonn Rob Schneider... How he became an actor is beyond me.

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@RobScullion The kind of cunt that would sue for broken ribs after life-saving CPR. Rocketed to the top of the Top Cunt charts.

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@SarahLongwell25 Sex on the Impeach.

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Popped a few more local gems on my print site 🤘

https://t.co/dd1bptxWRJ

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@ColinJones15 @gossipmongers1 Is the monarch of this metaphoric comedic land an absolute or constitutional ruler?

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@RobScullion This sums it up perfectly...

https://t.co/Z0P53DyMib

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@MattHancock You are a dangerous cretin.

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@RobScullion It'll be interesting to see if the police charge them with horses too... Just for consistency, obviously.

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@Terrahawk Interesting. I've always been into metal and can't not listen to Iron Maiden for any more than 30 seconds 🤘😁🤘

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@timrodie Is that a TBM Avenger I see too? 🤘

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@Terrahawk @realDonaldTrump @OANN Another man in his seventies with a head injury needing seen to...

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@CXHelen Look up Operation Legacy. As the empire collapsed, the Commonwealth Office destroyed their sensitive documents to prevent them getting to newly independent government hands. A lot of the information was thought to not have existed.

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@BibiLynch Weep Purple

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Last chance to get yourself a copy of @singletrackmag issue 131 is tomorrow at midnight.

Find out if whether or not @BenCathro is in the running to be the next Bond...

https://t.co/UDfwznxzgo

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@Mi_Bonn Taken, Sexually.

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Head over to @Silverstrange's Insta tomorrow at 1300 BST as I'll be chatting live to Aoife as part of her Silverstrange Sessions about spending my entire life with bicycles 🚲

https://t.co/pCGYvdcjV0

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Went on a hunt for a waterfall and could not find it...

No bike photos, but this buzzard was not at all happy and buzzed me multiple times. Thankfully, I had the 80-400 handy for a few passes, then left her be 🦅

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