Pete Hayman

Now, where were we? Official profile of that Pete Hayman. @BoroGuide editor, former child, search engine optimised, and somewhere far across the sea...

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@LeedsCC_Help If they took place yesterday, they didn't reach Horsforth.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@LeedsCC_Help Hello - are bin collections taking place today given the weather?

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Of course they are; tone deaf as ever to the fact that smaller nations can barely afford to put on a Test - if at all - if it isn't against one of the bigger teams.

Or should that be greedier teams?

Yes it probably should

[Daniel Brettig 🏏 @danbrettig]

Australia, England, India and the International Cricket Council’s new chair Jay Shah are in talks to split Test cricket into two divisions so the big three nations can play each other more often in series like the Border-Gavaskar blockbuster #AUSvIND
https://t.co/rK91zhcFHH

[Being Outside Cricket @OutsideCricket]

Remember, only Australia are allowed to tell you where the line is..#whiningaussies

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@sainsburys - so when's our delivery coming? It clearly wasn't 8-9pm last night as it was meant to. And I guess the snow means you'll cry off today.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

As @sainsburys is a shambles of a supermarket, any recommendations for a home grocery delivery service you can trust?

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Now rebuild the Doric arch.

[Ross Lydall @RossLydall]

Giant advertising boards at Euston to be shut down immediately as part of review of the poor "passenger experience" at the station - ordered by Transport Secretary @LouHaigh

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@SBarnesRugby He isn't outwardly republican, outwardly Irish or outwardly anti-English. He just doesn't do it. The English are so fuelled by an identity crisis that we're at this desperate point.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@mikeparry8 "serious broadcaster"

Fuck me. You melt.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Tá brón orm, ach bhí an bua ag an Astráil ag leath ama?

[Sky Sports Rugby Union @SkySportsRugby]

SCINTILLATING rugby from Los Pumas who have now put 60 POINTS on the Wallabies! 😳

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Cars is pissing off all the right people. It's a fucking song.

https://t.co/5lnABZ3KnZ

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Being the only dad in a baby/toddler class doesn't faze me... not with the experience from being the only male on the checkout back at Hertford Waitrose as a teenager...

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

@MichaelVaughan OK, not against the idea in principle, but the finances just don't work. Ireland would probably shift a load of tickets for an ENG Test, but not so much ZIM. The net result is the board lose money hosting the match.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Just shaken hands with the bairn - he's agreed that, when he inevitably becomes a Yorkshire opening batsman (because I bought him a shirt today, which is akin to tattooing him), he's to reject England overtures and save himself for @cricketireland.

He. Shook. On. It.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

No interest in getting Oasis tickets or indeed if you got Oasis tickets.

But surely #Ticketmaster can't just jack up the price of a ticket based on demand if it suits them. The price is the price - and the charlatans at @TicketmasterUK are purely facilitators?

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

100% disagree.

Monty and Jimmy in Cardiff is unlike any other atmosphere I've experienced.

And England, y'know, won the Ashes that summer

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

Five years since the greatest of all finishes.

Never beaten.

#bbccricket

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

The moment also when Mr Burns rocks up outside the Simpsons' in a tank, playing Ride of the Valkyrie - only for it to cut to Waterloo because Smithers taped over it.

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Every time.

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

Thought Lucas Bergvall did alright, though. Yeah - shouldn't have lost the ball where he did, but Vicario would've been better calling out the lack of marking by the two Cabs.

[Pete Hayman @PeteHayman]

To watch Spurs out of possession last night, you'd wonder where the midfield was.

Could've done with a, oh I don't know, a Hojbjerg. But he doesn't fit the teenage Championship/Nordic prospect bill...