Eddie

he/him

I made a joke once, I think.

Never leave me next to a pack of hobnobs.

Steam: PetEldrazi

[Eddie @PetEldrazi]

Baby Boomer: We started out with nothing and worked our way here

Me, £46000 of student debt: Starting with nothing would be great right now

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Unbelievable.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Adolf Titler

[Sam @SamY4t35]

I’d be fuming if someone promised me a crocheted feathers McGraw, and all I got was some fucking chicken

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

unfortunately defending your loser gamer boyfriend is an experience that transcends class & fame :(

[Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan7]

TikTok shut down tonight—almost exactly 8 years to the day since Vine closed on January 17, 2017. One Venus cycle ago. A perfect repetition.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

what a world this person lives in. no hate or fear, but no cheese either. i don’t know if i could make the switch

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

I’m not a licensed interior designer but I just figured out you can make a room look 30% bigger if you put away the 14 loads of laundry on the floor wow

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Have they tried printing out their CVs and taking them round the shops in town? Bit of elbow grease and entrepreneurial spirit

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Bro you should do powerlifting. You can both feel like shit and also look awful. Come on dude ruin your life to be mid at a sport nobody cares about.

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

(staring into basket for a long time) i mean its all my eggs. couldn’t hurt to do a quick headcount. just to get a ballpark on future chickens.

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

What on earth is this graphic. Looks like a fag packet. 20 sub please mate

[Eddie @PetEldrazi]

Instant divorce

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I use my husbands electric toothbrush to give my toenails a good scrub

[potential narcissistic dostoïevskian homosexual @yuzuraga]

not me. i am reading hardcore porn. u guys stay safe tho

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

by age 30 you should:
-have a usb-c cord in every room of your home

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

All 3 underdogs scraped a draw, despite losing on xG.

Well done to Nottm Forest, Bournemouth and Man City 👏