Peter Beard

Fan of that Film, TV Show or Game you really like | Chelsea Plastic | Occasionally Creative | Terrible at Video Games

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

@DiscussingFilm Tbf, the silly goose probably thought it was a documentary, so no wonder he enjoyed it. 👽 🛸

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

World Cup hasn't even started yet, and already the US are making Qatar look like a human rights haven by comparison...

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Glad to see him moving away from his experiments with nuclear fusion... 🧑‍⚕️ 🐙

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our new head coach 📸

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

@DiscussingFilm Give her a gun, and she'll be unstoppable!

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Soccer Aid was genuinely more enjoyable than the champions league final.

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

4-1 PSG. 🔮

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

@CohhCarnage THE PROPHESIES FORETOLD OF THIS DAY! 🐺⚔️

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

AHHHHH! The prophesies were real!!!

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️

This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Would be hilarious if the FA and Tuchel have leaked a bunch of fake shite to the press ahead of the squad announcement. Even funnier of Maguire was in on it.

Honestly, what's the point of a squad announcement if the ITKs are announcing it the day before?

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

BREAKING: Andy Burnham is NOT in England's World Cup Squad! 😱

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Delap might genuinely be the worst player I've seen wear a Chelsea shirt, and honestly? That's saying something...

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Honestly, I'm too distracted by the quality of the mask to care about anything else. Where'd he get it? Looks like it came right off the set of Spider-Man 3! 😅

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "Dermot you're just showing your age."

Dermot Gallagher claims Sunderland's Enzo Le Fée should have been punished for his Spiderman celebration vs Everton 🕸️

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Last place at Eurovision? Christ... How's Starmer gonna survive this?!

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

As a Chelsea plastic, my honest thoughts are, "LIVERPOOL, WTF YOU DOING?!"😅

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Chelsea are closing in on appointing Xabi Alonso as the club's next permanent head coach.

He is expected to sign a four-year deal in the coming days.

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

What a load of shit. Arsenal are so fucking jammy!

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

WEST HAM!!!!!!!!

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Wonder how many thick twats are waking up today thinking that the nicotine Nazi frog is their new prime minister?

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

Fulham with about as much fight as a wet paper bag. Pathetic.

[Peter Beard @Peter_Beard7]

I'm fully prepared for this to be the most boring game of football I've ever seen...