Pete

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

After a 9-10 year hiatus, I’m officially back in on sweet potatoes

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

You telling me this dude rose from the dead?

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

My girlfriend had 2 spiked lemonades and said that I was her “property.” Florida vacation in full effect

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

@TheRealKatPat @rebecca__leigh_

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

Pre vacation airport beer is a top 1 beer

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

I’ve spent my entire week thinking about that navy Canada Goose rain jacket Matt James wore on Monday’s episode. #TheBachelor

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

When my lady goes out of town

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

@DJCrimeDawg Got my truck drivers carne asada breakfast burritos this AM. I tried

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Unfortunately….. Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

Tina Fey looks stunning #GoldenGlobes

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

I fuck with sorbet HEAVILY

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

Tonight my girlfriend and I were talking about the future and I told her she could be The President Of the United States. And I actually believe that. Would I be the sexiest first man of all time

[Pete @PeterAcquisto]

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber’s Yummy is about oral sex