peter.

ideas man

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@realCamelCase 73 whole degrees of Freedom 😍🦅🇺🇸

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@timelinegoblin

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discord is reddit for younglings

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it's the time of year when we sacrifice a tree to the Elder God of Morality. if He is pleased with our sacrifice and devotion, He brings gifts from His den on the north pole. if He is displeased, He stuffs our socks with the charred remains of last year's trees.

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Wine. Whine. Why'n.

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are you even american if you've never gotten lost in a cornfield?

[Professional TLG @timelinegoblin]

the US employs a thousand individuals exactly like Viktor Bout but ours are midlevel CIA guys named Keith who gets clowned on by his buddies at Langley because he drives a Honda Odyssey but they don’t know it’s because it’s the only car that can fit his sons wheelchair

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the internet got worse when RSS died

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Gooseberries are A-tier berries. A step below raspberries and blackberries, but still tasty and refreshing.

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CONCACAF'd

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Bring on Wondowlowski you cowards

[Professional TLG @timelinegoblin]

“Southwest Airlines welcomes you to Phoenix, Ariz-”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[thwomp @Jacoozii]

Love that every world cup dumbass Americans that never watch the sport come in and give their take on rule changes that would make the game “more entertaining” then saying their favorite sport is a game where 60% of the TV runtime is just Doritos commercials

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"Qatar 2022 will be straightest world cup ever" FIFA announces, after banning players from hugging.

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Should've called in the drone strike on the final play

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Let's keep expectations realistic. We're winning the World Cup

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL PERHAPS BACK OUR WAY INTO A 0-0 DRAW

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Wtf are we good at soccer???

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way too many English fans at this Irish pub in the US

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Rooting for our boys in blue on the USMNTNT

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FIFA announces that the country of Uruguay must be referred to as Urustraight for the remainder of the world cup