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[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Fuck me I hate Logan Paul

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

If I were a Sim rn all my bars would be red

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Stressed over a thermostat when did my life get so boring

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Why are British people sorry for everything

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Modern day Guy Fawkes where you at

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Wanna know how much money I’ve put in Costa’s pocket

[GRINTER @jackgrinter95]

And you lot are wearing a mask in Tesco💀

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

50% discount only applies if you sit in during a pandemic when you’ve told us all to keep our distance and wear masks. Ok sure. But the establishment still gets the money if i takeaway and its “safer” to your agenda ? Doesn’t matter lad sit in and rub shoulders.

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Induce me

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Remember this absolute banger

[Potter Payper @PotterPayper]

No words ....brb

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Bezos really needs to start solving some planet issues, stingy twat

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

You’re good at that Jeff

[Metro @MetroUK]

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos broke records yesterday as he saw the largest ever growth in wealth in one day.

The mogul earned a whopping $13 billion dollars in just 24 hours, bringing his net worth to $189.3 billion.

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[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

@CaldAsIce We put a man on the moon

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

No wonder older gen are hate driven “proud” British people. Ain’t any other outcome having that verbal diarrhoea sculpt you your whole life.

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Bout time we sack newspapers off innit, most poisonous shit out there

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Reckon some people just feel hard in a mask

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

Why would you not remove your fucking hi vis up the boozer 🤣

[petercoles. 🤨 @PeterColes95]

@KashaAarnold Didn’t even know you had Twitter alwight m8 😚👋🏻

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