peter DiVito

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Im tooo laaaaazy to go to work today!! I WANT TO BE LIKE HER: http://tinyurl.com/3qojlk4

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I'm sooo not looking forward to getting up for work tomorrowwww - cant wait for this thing to work! http://tinyurl.com/3fgo7os

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

God i dont wanna wake up for my stupid job tomorrow... this lady inspires me!! http://tinyurl.com/4x5goyj

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I dun wanna wake up to go to work tomorrowwwww!! :( This ladys my rolemodel!! http://tinyurl.com/3swf9ew

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I'm sooo not looking forward to getting up for work tomorrowwww - cant wait for this thing to work! http://tinyurl.com/3q3otpr

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I dun wanna wake up to go to work tomorrowwwww!! :( This ladys my rolemodel!! http://tinyurl.com/4yq32bq

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Good I was afraid you didn't want to talk about poops or farts any more.

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Twittering again?

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

would you like to have toast with me?

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Yeah I did. I love Wendy Wilson forever.

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Me stoop what the hell are you talking about

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Brittney Spears is Hot! http://myloc.me/1pUB4

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Surfing the cable on demand hoping to find some good quality free soft porn. http://myloc.me/1dLwq

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I need to get my ass out of bed http://myloc.me/19srM

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

No maybe tomorrow. Trying out a new app called ubertwitter.

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Watching the angels and the yankees while scratching my ass. http://myloc.me/19bv9

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

I have very stinky gas

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Suffering from some very bad gas.

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

It's over the Tigers are blowing it.

[peter DiVito @peterDiVito]

Tigers are scaring me.