Peter Flynn

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

@ChessLiam Well the handicap being +3.5 probably has something to do with it.. also field position matters, likely even if bengals do score toudhdown after kick off jaguars would have more time to drive field and kick a walk off no?

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

@MarkCannizzaro And if the broncos and buffalo kickers did their jobs in them games also
Jets 12, Denver 13
Jets 26, Buffalo 27

So they are still ass.. or do missed kicks only matter when they suit your agenda

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Leaving work when it’s still bright out actually does wonders for your mood

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

I’ve got 4 emails in the last 24 hours saying I’ve been hacked and if I don’t send Bitcoin they are going to release a sex tape, where is Kris Jenner when I need her most

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Why is tik tok of all apps sending me a notification about contacting my ex this is not the seasoning I needed on this episode

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Jesus died on the cross so we could book cheap impulse holidays to fight existential dread

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

I feel like as you get older giving presents becomes so much more exciting than receiving them, I’m turning into my mother

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

I’m not saying I agree with murder on a moral level, but being kept awake by snoring for long enough and it does start to seem more and more reasonable

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Getting to the point being able to successfully hail down a taxi after a night out in town is something you should add to your cv

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Getting to meet Liam Cunningham and tell him what a national treasure he is easily highlight of my night

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

There should be a pop up warning that tells you they just posted this story in the last 30 seconds are you sure you want to look unhinged

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

My parents are posting WHATSAPP stories on their holiday and I have so many questions

[Nestor @Chancho_SD]

Jobs not finished.
https://t.co/0DKqPJgeJ2

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Went into the office for the first time since I unknowingly kissed a married coworker at the end of summer party and happy to announce I will be fully working from home for the foreseeable future

[sofía @_____abadi]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

Only thing more fragile than men’s balls is their ego

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

On the bus into work this morning and I put my bag on my lap to take something out of it but the person beside me got up and looked at me expectedly so I did the only logical thing in that situation and got off the bus 8 stops early

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

@AlanHarrison60 @halliwell_jones @BBCrugbyleague Calling Saint Helens ‘Saints’, is the same as calling Halifax ‘fax’...

[Peter Flynn @PeterFIynn]

You reach an age when you start to see more and more pet tribute posts come out of the blue and it’s honestly heartbreaking