Commentary on Nottingham Forest v Newcastle United on @bbcnewcastle, NUFC TV, and @BBCSounds from 2. Build up starts at 1. Listen here: https://t.co/Slm7OQm5cZ #NUFC
Was parked next to this car at the local Tescos. The driver thought that by purposely banging open her car door, hard & deliberately, into our car would make some sort of petulant point. It did, as my partner was actually in the car at the time. When my partner asked you what on earth you thought you were doing, you eye-rolled with entitlement & slammed your door shut.
Dismissively shouting , “I can’t see a dent. What’s the issue?”, then speeding off, nose in the air, doesn’t really cut it, madam, & of course, you made the rookie mistake of not realising that there’s usually a queue to leave, hence giving me lots of time to snap a lovely piccy of your snot-mobile so as to warn other drivers to give your attitude , & your vehicle, a remarkably wide berth at all times… for their own safety.
And a good day to YOU TOO, MADAM!!
Fair play to Commons Speaker Lindsay Hoyle who gave a bollocking to Rachel Reeves for strutting around the world announcing her plan to change the government's fiscal rules before debating it in parliament.
Please someone from @X or perhaps @elonmusk , WHY DO I SEE THIS CAPTION ON MY SCREEN WHEN I HIT "I DON'T LIKE THIS AD" ONLY FOR THE SAME ADS TO REAPPEAR MOMENTS LATER - are you either
1 Ignoring me
2 Misleading me
3 Pacifying me
Please respond .... although I know you won't!
@darrengrimes@PoppyLegion Looks like I will be wearing last year's poppy badge - I understood my donations went to support those members of the military who needed British Legion support - I do not support the funding of a salary for a box ticking employee!
So Kier Starmer has described "workers" as those paid on a monthly basis. That suggests the party of the working class has turned their back on those who are still paid weekly such as 90% of the the retail and manufacturing industry
#LabourParty
Rachel Reeves claims that she worked as an "economist" at the Bank of Scotland before entering politics. But a new investigation has discovered she was in fact an administrative support worker, not an economist at all. https://t.co/LGQ6guCzeT
Ahead of the Chancellor's budget I understand we are to be hit with the following new taxes
Toilet flushing
Lighting more than one room in the house
If you have a garden
If you have a shed
More than one TV
Ordering in (food)
Pets (sliding scale starting with goldfish)
#budget
@marco_ten Hope you feel 100% very soon so pleased the procedure was a success and I can look forward to many more years of your punditry on the wireless!!
@deGourlay So I guess we will be seeking compensation from Italy and Scandinavia for the historic murders and pillaging by the Romans and Vikings .....
This should be a resignation matter
You cannot stand with one of Londons most dangerous gang members who was seen shooting someone in a packed nightclub just days before and stay as the mayor of London
For the safety and integrity of Londoners he has to go
@LiamThorpECHO How many were drug addicts and those suffering from alcohol abuse ..... genuine medical emergencies are being compromised by those deliberately self inflicting and requiring assistance
Is there anyone in the #LabourParty who didn't receive free #taylorswiftconcert tickets ... no wonder her fans couldn't obtain any! Good news though if you were unlucky in your attempt to buy #Oasis25 tickets just have a word with your local labour MP they will sort you out!