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[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Innovate, Integrate, Inspire.

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

😂

[Python Programming @PythonPr]

Claude 😂😂😂

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Hamna heshima😂

[$ilver @bonniie254]

"kuja basi uniambie story za kitambo..."

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

🤣🤣🤣

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

One man down🤣

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Hii pia ni content 🤔

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

‘Ndo naenda home from KTN.
Natumia expressway, flying at a speed of 200kph. Any attempt to kidnap me will be met with heavy resistance.
Nikifika home nitawashow.’

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Nefa.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Walalahoi😂

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Enyewe, hatujapita kumi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

While people are in other apps like Instagram are going above and beyond to show how well off they are,in twitter its the opposite. Here we have what we call poverty competition. Except some few fellas like Daktari Mbiti,everyone else is poor until you meet them in real life. Ni Juzi tu tumeona chief Mlalahoi is an errand boy to one of Kenyas most corrupt senators. Ameonjeshwa corrupt money mpaka trouser akivaa namna ii inakaa skin tight bwana.

Hapa vile naona,walalahoi original hatupiti kumi. The rest of you are just pretending to give us hope. Na kuna Jamaa mwingine pia hapa ameishi kusema vile hana ata hamsini,this guy has three cars. Na ameoa mzungu. I was shocked! How can you drive a discovery 3 and call yourself a Mlalahoi? That is like bookten calling himself a Diva bwana. There is alot of imposters amongst us the peasants. Lasima tukae ngangare!

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

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[Jentezen Franklin @Jentezen]

You might face a trial, but you don’t have to face it in fear. Faith still makes room for God to move.

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Full access” 😂

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Ni ka yukuwa kadi kila time😂

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

But why 🤣🤣🤣.

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Not fair😅

[Ｅｒｉｃｈ Ｓａｙｌｏｒ @ErichSaylor]

🗣️🔊TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Umedecide kupunguza maringo nanii🤣

[Its_Ranjoz🧑‍💻 @Velistarn]

Nafaa kuongeza nini

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Soo hurting😂😂😂

[Aura Rali @Aura_Rali3]

Hilarious 😆
Are you gayyyyyyy …… 🤣

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Fuck poverty🤣

[Tuko Kadi @BlackBarmitzvar]

Hii umbwa iko majuu hajatuambia poa. Ati “ndio kutuma viatu zenu za sikukuu”

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

🫢

[Biologia Braba @biologia_braba]

Filho da puta sabe muito, pé nas costas e tapa na bunda FODA!

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

😂

[Feel Good Animals 🐾 @FeelGoodAnimals]

If you’re having a bad day this will definitely change your mood ☺️

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

100/100

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Si rahisi😂

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

Swala nyeti...

[Nyaga_9️⃣ @Nyaga_9]

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri.

Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue.

Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences.

Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili.

Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja.

Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47.

Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade?

Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally.

Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi.

Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass.

Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo.
Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema...
Shule si birthday venue.

Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku.

Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu.

Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano.
Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza.

Sincerely,
Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷
Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee

Credits: Lyn Maina

[User-name👽 @PeterJoshG]

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[Edison @CodeEdison]

Real 😂.