Peter Bstandig

I will be the greatest dad in the world one day 💯

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

I’ve been lovin’ Miami

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

I’ll be the greatest father this world has ever seen one day 💯

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@khazzam7 Not the Space Needle!

[United Football League @TheUFL]

GET YOU A LEAGUE COMMISSIONER WHO CONTRIBUTES A CUP TO THE GIANT BEER SNAKE.

OLIVER LUCK F O R E V E R.

THIS LEAGUE.

[United Football League @TheUFL]

XFL statement regarding Seattle-Houston game

https://t.co/baKwS31q07

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@vaultteam6 @XFLonFOX @OldTakesExposed Unless you had $100 bet on +4.5 Dragons. A shot from 21 yards could definitely turn into 6 points. Not saying they convert 3 and send it to OT or even would win that. A chance at 6 points versus none will upset ANY better who lost. That is BAD.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@james12222544 @Trackertracker2 @xfl2020 @XFLGuardians @XFLonFOX People bet money on the live spreads. Imagine you put $100 on dragons +4.5 and they had a chance to make it a 3 point game from 21 yards out. Let alone tie it after, and even win the game. Dragons +380 beforehand.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@XFLDragons Imagine you bet $100 on the live +4.5 and lost when they should have had a chance from 21 yards out to cover that spread or even better go on to tie the game / win.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

If you placed a live bet on that game you got fucked over the most. The live spread in the 4th was +4.5 for Dragons.

Dragons score from 21 yards out and that makes it a 3 point game and you win. Imagine you bet $100 and lost when there was a realistic chance. #XFL #WTF #SEA #BET

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@xfl2020 @Webber04Webber

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

I feel like everyone is older than me....

I’m still 22 y’all ��

[United Football League @TheUFL]

The @XFLDragons home crowd yesterday absolutely BROUGHT it 🔊

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

@xfl2020 More @PatMcAfeeShow - GIVE HIM UNPRECEDENTED ACCESS

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

(Uber) Help......

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

(2/2) - She says it’s their two year anniversary and he forgot to mention it or even say happy Valentines. Says she’s been writing the sweetest messages on the cards for the flower orders they receive and it made her sad that he didn���t do or say anything 😭

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

Driving for Uber: (1/2) Pick up a Girl who was outside with her Boyfriend. She needed a ride to work at 3 am at a Flower Shop. Since it’s Valentine’s Day they’re super busy and it’s her second day in very early.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

Driving for Lyft: Absolutely nothing interesting. Quick ride. Actually surprised 😂

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

(2/2) Sure enough I’m sitting outside Dicks now while they’re grabbing food and they’re buying me a burger. Win / Win. As he got out of the car he said he was getting me a bag of Dicks.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

(1/2) Driving for Uber: I can’t make this stuff up. I picked up two guys from Holiday Inn visiting from Tennessee for a short ride to a nearby McDonalds. Turns out it’s closed. They start looking around for other food places. I recommend Dicks as an alternative.

[Peter Bstandig @PeterKyd]

Driving for Uber: I had to wait nearly 10 minutes for dude and gal to leave the bar. I put on some Beatles. Dude sings and actually has an amazing voice. 10/10. Gal starts speaking about crazy things drivers must encounter this time of night. Oh you’d be surprised...!