Peter Lamia

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

Dear diary,

I still can't find the tampon from last week and I keep getting these terrible headaches

-Kim Kardashain

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

Adele needs to stop worrying about setting fire to the rain, and set fire to her nutritionist

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

You know how I know the devil is real? LinkedIn invitation reminders

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

Giselle says her husband Tom Brady can't throw the ball and catch it too. Cmon you lie down and stand up for a living

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

Never be afraid to keep living, or walk this world alone. #notfearing

[Peter Lamia @PeterLamia]

Idk if I would have more anxiety from a plane I'm on making an emergency landing, or an upcoming blood test